Nelly Furtado is a Pirate Whore
Nelly Furtado posed as Jennifer Connelly’s ugly twin sister at the 58th Annual Bambi Awards in Germany today. Two things struck me about these photos: one, that she’s at something called the Bambi awards, and two, that face she’s making right there. That’s pretty close to a pirate grimace. All you need is an eyepatch and a good “Yarr,” and she’d be Blackbeard himself. Of course, Blackbeard wouldn’t be caught dead in those bangs, but you get my point. Anyway, I decided against doing actual research into the “Bambi’s” to instead make wildly inaccurate guesses about the nature of the coyly-named award show. Namely that it had something to do with porn stars. And doing anal. And hot lesbian threesomes. Obviously. That Nelly Furtado is one slutty pirate.
More pics of the Dread Pirate ‘Tard Bangs after the jump.
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
She should only be wearing jeans… ever. This girl has ass for weeks. Never listen to your stylist Nelly, unless she says “show off yo ass!!!!”
Dec 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
She looks like the “Queen of Denial”?
I for one, am denying I hit it!
Dec 1st, 2006
oshkoshb'suckmypoontang
Where’s Chandler and Phoebe?
Dec 1st, 2006
Karin
Its a wig
Dec 1st, 2006
sonya
Who cares if it’s a wig, the fact is that she’d CHOOSE for her hair to look like that.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! WONKY EYE ALERT! WONKY EYE ALERT!
Dec 1st, 2006
Fabiola
what’s with the black tights? Ick.
Dec 1st, 2006
nat
ewwww hardcore wonky eye
Dec 1st, 2006
bionic bunny
as someone that tends to hang out with people who pretend they’re pirates, i can honestly say that look is MUCH more
“I”LL GET YOU MY PRETTY…”
and from a piratical point of view, she needs to be keel-hauled.
if you need a definition, ask gumbo
Dec 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’ve tried numerous times and “keel-hauled” won’t come up on Dictionary.com!
I’m upset for all of you… because now you will go through life never knowing what keel-hauled means.
Dec 2nd, 2006
Icon Watcher
Definition of keel-haul: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=keel-haul
Dec 2nd, 2006
mike
Gonna have to agree with RichPort here,her ass should be shown off as much as possible.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
Dec 2nd, 2006
bionic bunny
gumbo, i’m horribly disapointed in you!!
now you’ll have to think of a way to make it up to me…
Dec 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
bunny, how about we just fuck like rabbits??
Did you hear that Cock-Ninja aka Hopeless_Screenwriter aka… etc… has ‘quit’ the blogging business as of last Monday 27 Nov??
I hurting! Him and I are / were friends and he just up and leaves!
Have you been to the Angry Ferrets site? It’s the “new” Superficial! Anybody who is anybody posts there!
Give it a look see! You will have to register.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Dec 3rd, 2006
amr
fuck you she is not a whore mother fucker u are the fuckin whore
Dec 3rd, 2006
oshkoshb'awesome
Look, sweetcheeks, it’s AMR, from highschool^
I guess she’s still mad about the time she peed her pants in gym class and all you popular girls laughed at her, or perhaps that she never grew breasts.
Dec 3rd, 2006
Chickadee
She is so wrinkly, how old is creepy Nelly Furtado, 40 something? Yuck!!!!
Dec 8th, 2006
Australian Babe
Nothing wrong with 40 something as long as you look after yourself and don’t let all fall apart. Remember you are yet to get to 40 something Karma Chickadee,but I do admit she does look alittle strange…….time to ditch the Stylist if she even has one?
Dec 14th, 2006
josper
she is beatutiful
Jan 30th, 2007
ur mum
u have got loose flaps
Mar 23rd, 2007
elmo
i agree jenny craig is a dirty mole
Mar 23rd, 2007
Lauralove
Who cares if it’s a wig..maybe we should be asking “why the hell is she wearing that hideous wig?” then.
Apr 22nd, 2007
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