Britney Spears at the Zoo
Britney Spears celebrated her 25th birthday in L.A. Saturday with BFF Paris Hilton and new token ugly friend Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas, but she spent the early part of the day hitting up the zoo with son Sean Preston. Only once in a very great while do the gods of fortune smile upon me and offer up a picture of Britney Spears and a monkey’s vagina in the same frame. And yes, that very well may be the monkey’s ass, but it looks like a vagina. And I’m at my in-law’s house right now, so I won’t be googling “monkey ass” or “monkey vagina” on their computer in order to learn the difference. Not right before Christmas, anyway. Google saves all those searches, you know. So never, never, NEVER google “hard-core anal fisting” while staying at a relative’s house. Same goes for “pain-free ways to kill yourself.” Just trust me on these things.
More of Spears and son zooin’ it up after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Punkin
She’s always out with SP, but where’s the new baby, whatever his name is? I feel kinda sorry for him. It’s obvious that SP is her favorite.
Dec 4th, 2006
mike
Im surprised she didnt ask the monkey’s to babysit so she can go party.
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Dec 4th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I for one am glad to see Goldie Hawn looking so youthful… and out with her grandchild!
Dec 4th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Britney doesn’t understand why her family members can walk around with no drawers but she get’s a lot of shit if she does it……………
Dec 4th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Is that one of those ‘poo flinging’ primates?
Dec 4th, 2006
BarbaboSlim
Ah, the perks of being young and famous, only in America are w-list celebs allowed to be IN the animal cages for the amusement of zoo patrons. Witness as Brit and Paris enjoy their wildest un-pantied fantasies…O say can you seee by the dawn’s early light …
*wipes tears*
Dec 4th, 2006
Banana Esq
i’m quite impressed little SP in wearing both of his shoes today.
Dec 4th, 2006
oshkoshisawesome
Is it wrong to be turned on by a picture of a monkey? Does that mean I’m gay?
Dec 4th, 2006
BarbaboSlim
No, it is NOT wrong, to enjoy bestiality, and you’re not a homo we are just misunderstood, in reality WE are free, in our minds and in our choices, society is wrong. Cows, goats and even Labrador Retrievers were put on this earth by the ALMIGHTY himself to feed us AND give us pleausure.
Dec 4th, 2006
oshkoshisawesome
Thank you. I feel so liberated.
Dec 4th, 2006
icarus
Look at it this way: Given that gay union is now considered for legal sanction, it’s only a matter of time befor a man will be able to marry an animal. Of course animals don’t have free choice, but hey, there’s always the ACLU!
Dec 4th, 2006
Austin
“Sean Preston wonders why his Daddy is hairy and lives in a cage”
Seriously, has that kid ever seen his father? And where’s Demon Spawn Number 2? She did have a second one, right? Or did she leave him in the coat check room at some club?
Dec 6th, 2006
EBZ
Screw the rest of this picture…..lmfao at that monkey’s ass *dies of laughter*.
Dec 13th, 2006
kiana
hiiiiiiiiiiii!
ijust have to say that i love britney like all of the world!
she is just my life nothing els matter for me she is my only dream!and SOMEDAY i’ll see her………….i love u
Dec 29th, 2006
holymoly
that boy reminds me of me at that age…
Mar 11th, 2007
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