Lindsay Lohan Has a Problem with Booze
I know it’s been nearly a record three days without a Lindsay Lohan post. Sorry about that. Britney Spears’ beaver sorta stole the show last week, and it’s just really hard gloss over “seeing pictures of actual vagina.” Boys, you know what I’m talking about. You can sympathize with me. Vagina! Woo-hoo! But for all the die-hard freckle-fiends out there, here’s a bit of Lohan gossip to kickstart your work week: The Firecrotch is now attending AA meetings. Britain’s Daily Mail reports,
Party-loving starlet Lindsay Lohan has been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, her mother and publicist confirmed. Dina Lohan said it was a “positive” step for the 20-year-old… Lohan’s publicist told People magazine last night: “She’s been attending some meetings and it’s going to be a slow process. This is a positive.”
Positive in the same way that just pissing your pants is “a positive.” Lindsay could be taking a dump in her Prada leggings first, right? So just saturating them with urine is a step in the right direction. Maybe next she could graduate from “sucking dick and balls” to “only putting the wiener in your mouth.” I think that’s called “taking the high road.” You can really learn a lot in AA.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Just another 20 something starlet headed down the path of righteous destruction!
Dec 4th, 2006
mike
I’d be satisfied with only putting my weiner in lohan’s mouth,but only after anal.
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Dec 4th, 2006
Italian Stallion
ATM Mike? That’s so 2005……
Lohan is the only bitch that goes to A.A. meetings at a fucking bar…………….
Dec 4th, 2006
oshkoshisawesome
I have a problem with alcohol too – it’s too damn expensive and there’s not enough of it.
Dec 4th, 2006
Big Nuts
Waiting to be farted out of the bowels of the porn industry. You can tell by the sound of her gravely voice that she is one hard ball blowing babe. Mr. Big Nuts
Dec 4th, 2006
nrrvus
Blohan is a mess, but the BS vag shots are F&*%#@* disgusting, seriously she’s got a nasty beav, and sloppy ass, ewww.
Dec 4th, 2006
holymoly
heres what i did: i got there before it started, sat alone in the back, never said anything. i got a silver sobriety coin for 24 hours. i only went to one meeting. people are fed anywhere. that sign in sheet is a way to get someones flu..
Mar 17th, 2007
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