Dec 4, 20065
Quickies: Divine Punishment
Robert Downey, Jr. has a 12-step plan for Keith Urban. (A Socialite’s Life)
Jennifer Lopez goes commando and works some serious ass cleavage. (Celebitchy)
Heather Mills is broke. (I’m Not Obsessed)
Boobs are big in VH1′s “Big in ’06.” (IBBB)
I guess Jessica Simpson’s new movie is about retards. Why else would she be wearing a helmet? (Gabsmash)
Carrie Underwood tops the Top 50 Billboard Album Sales for ’06. (Bumpshack)
Cameron Diaz is ugly, and here are 27 pictures to prove it. (Use My Computer)
Come worship at the alter of Vida Guerra’s ass. (Metadish)
Jesus would totally give “The Nativity Story” two thumbs down. (Pajiba)
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbaboSlim
The words Jennifer Lopez and cleavage should never be used in polite conversation, the correct form would be: serious ass-crack, crarck-assitude or the proper, sewer crackagination.
Dec 4th, 2006
oshkoshisawesome
If she keep wearing her pants like that she’ll have enough yeast to start her own bakery.
Dec 4th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Jennifer Lopez has a fine, fine ass!
The boobs at the VH1′s may have been BIG but the faces they were attached to were just plain ugly!
It’s good to see the Dice Man again!
The words retard and Jessica Simpson go together… like flies and shit!
Dec 4th, 2006
mike
Her ass will probaly always be nice,but i preferred her shape when she was in selena.Talk about bunda for days.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
Dec 4th, 2006
Chickadee
Yeah, Walrus and would you believe that she was riding her bike in a revolving door, according to Life and Style! The stupid retard also does all of her stunts, they said she fell on her face numerous times. I hope she breaks her beak and gets it fixed, because her nose is so UGLY!
Dec 8th, 2006
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