Rip Torn Does His Best Mel Gibson Impresssion
Actor Rip Torn was arrested in New York yesterday and charged with a DWI. TMZ reports:
We’re told Torn, who is 75-years-old, refused to cooperate with the cops and would not submit to a blood-alcohol test. In January, 2004, Torn was arrested in New York City… and charged with DWI… and launched into an epic and vulgar rant at the police station. His lawyers were Judge Judy’s two sons .
Between Kramer and this guy, Mel Gibson ought to have plenty of people to invite to his open-bar “White Only Christmas” fête. Last year’s was kinda awkward because I was the only one who showed up to the party. And I’m not even famous or anything. He opened the front door and saw that I had recently vomited on myself, and I guess he just assumed that I was on the guest list. I happened to be wearing my grand wizard’s hat that night, just for shits and giggles, so that couldn’t have hurt. Anyway, if you want a taste of the Caucasoid Christmas, drink yourself stupid and show up on his front lawn in some kind of race-bashing attire — flaming crosses, swastikas, whatever — and you’re pretty much guaranteed an in. If that doesn’t work, you could always flash your “sugartits.”
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I guess he didn’t dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge the police well enough. Drinking your own urine will do that to you. So I’ve heard.
Dec 5th, 2006
Kristin
damn. he looks like he’d be an animal in the sack. hott.
Dec 5th, 2006
STALLIANO
Rip Torn? Sounds like what I did to my ex……
Dec 5th, 2006
bionic bunny
i’ve always loved rip torn. and he’s always been a drinker. he looks like hell here, but eh.
Dec 5th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
He looks like Nick Nolte!
Dec 5th, 2006
Austin
We’re forgetting a few things:
1. He’s 75
2. He’s driving drunk
3. He’s belligerent with the cops
4. Nobody died
5. This is the second time he’s been in this situation in the last 3 years or so
6. He was on “The Larry Sanders Show”
This man rules! He’s 75, driving drunk and still didn’t hit any farmer’s markets. When your name is Rip Torn, I suppose it’s your destiny to be a shitty-drunk driver.
“We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger here…”
Dec 6th, 2006
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