Eddie Murphy Not Scary Baby Daddy?
Actor Eddie Murphy is denying that the fetus ex-girlfriend Melanie Brown is currently gestating was sired by his loins. Murphy made the Scary-Spice-free rounds last week with new girlfriend Tracey Edmonds at the New York premiere of Dreamgirls . People magazine reports:
[Eddie...] was asked about his relationship with Brown – and her pregnancy – during an interview on the Dutch TV show RTL Boulevard that aired Monday. “We’re not together anymore,” says Murphy, 45… “And I don’t know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.”
There is a time and place for such accusations, people, and it’s called “The Maury Povich Show.” If you need to know who your baby daddy is, or whether or not those are really your genes, or if you need to put your wild teen in boot camp and stop your mother from dressing like a whore, Maury is the place to go. Now, if you wanted to, say, get in a fistfight with your mother, who also happens to be your husband’s pregnant girlfriend, then you would need to hit up Jerry Springer. About ten years ago. And gain about fifty pounds. I’m afraid that that kind of small screen glory no longer exists. But we can reminisce, can’t we? We can always reminisce.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Scary Spice is a Bigfoot, Gus!
Dec 6th, 2006
audrey
I can see that episode of Maury now. Mel will be crying and pointing out that yes the baby does look like Eddie, see they have the same ear lobes and nose hair. Eddie will be calling her a ho and declaring that he is a million percent sure he isn’t the baby daddy. I might invest in Tivo just for that.
Dec 6th, 2006
bionic bunny
ah, jerry springer. good times.
anybody remember when maury still had a soul???
Dec 6th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I always liked Ricky Ocean myself………
Dec 6th, 2006
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