Eva Mendes Inspires Change

Eva Mendes looked white-hot Sunday night at the Museum of the Moving Image Tribute to Will Smith. She pretty much solidifies my theory that women should never, never, ever wear shirts under blazers. Or bras, either. Something about that open expanse of skin and the natural slope of a breast that hasn’t been crowded into a padded bra is really hot. The longer I look at these pictures, the more I feel I should just amend my blazer theory altogether and decree that women should go topless from here on out. For the sake of, uh… “empowerment.” And “art.” It should be all naked, all nipple, all the time, starting right here with me here at the bus station. I was getting hot anyway. Mmm… okay, over the head… dammit, my earring caught my sweater. Fuck! Where did it — ow! — oh, that’s better. And we’re free. Wow. Empowerment. And stares. Lots of stares. Boy, do the girls look great. Okay, now here comes a security guard. Wait — no, three guards. Is that mace he’s holding? Fucking mace? Who lets a — oh, shit, gotta go.
More Eva inspiration after the jump.



5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
On another thread I once said that Fergie and Carmen Electra had “manly” faces! Add Eva Mendes to that ever growing list.
Her breasts are not stopping me from getting a “Moving Image” in my pants however!!
Dec 6th, 2006
BarbaboSlim
I had to stop masturbating to Eva to post WTF!?!?! why would anyone “tribute” Will “welcone no’ eart” Smith. All the people involved should be shot were they stand.
Dec 6th, 2006
sonya
She’s muy caliente and has an awesome body. RRRrrowwwRR!
Dec 6th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I agree with Sonya……she is fucking hot, I see what wally is talking about though and have never noticed until these pictures. So, that being said, I will not look at these pictures anymore…………….
Dec 6th, 2006
kirsten
Just thought I would tell you that it is legal in Toronto (maybe all of Ontario for all I know) for women to go topless, but you don’t see it as often as you might think.
Dec 7th, 2006
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