Dec 7, 2006
Ben Affleck Forgot Something
Ben Affleck was among the celebrity crowd that turned out for the screening of “Hollywoodland” yesterday in New York. What the hell, Ben? He’s starting to look like Vince Vaughn’s skinny kid brother or something. All flaccid and pitiful-looking, like a sapling that took a beating in a tornado but didn’t quite get uprooted all the way. I don’t know what to make of it. Didn’t he used to be hot? And manly? From the looks of these pictures, getting punched by Ben Affleck would probably be like getting pummeled with a giant marshmallow. A giant concealer-wearing marshmallow. Next time Ben hits the town, he should maybe try to remember to pack his balls. Or at least tuck his vagina back into his panties.
More Hollywood puss after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
He looks so much like a used douchebag!
Dec 7th, 2006
Zanna
I know what happened to him. He stopped drinking. They all lose their masculinity when that happens.
Dec 7th, 2006
oshkoshbfuckshitwhore
You’re absolutely right, Zanna. He looks healthy and in no way like he could burst into a random fit of blind rage, throwing lamps and dishes against the wall and calling everybody a stupid bitch. I think I even detect some color in his cheeks. Gross.
Dec 7th, 2006
Zanna
Yup..the bloat is gone, the disheveled hair is gone. And you know why his hand is in his pocket is because he’s fingering his AA coin for ’strength’.
Dec 7th, 2006
abby
Or maybe he’s fingering his vagina. Because, you know, he’s a big puss now.
Dec 7th, 2006
oshkoshbfuckshitwhore
Meh. Give him ten shots of bourbon and I’d hit it like Tonya Harding with an iron pipe.
Dec 7th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I bet he didn’t stop smoking tree………..
Dec 7th, 2006
bionic bunny
i always thought he was super-hot… maybe it was the whole lovably psycho arch-angel thing in “dogma”.
that first pic, good lord, look at the size of those FEET!
and ladies, you know what that means?
that’s right……
BIG SHOES!
Dec 7th, 2006
Lina
I thought he was hot back in high school, when he and Matt first made it big together. Then he became chubby and fratboyesque, and completely lost the sex appeal (I blame J.Lo for much of that). Now? Now all he has to do is remember how to make good movies, and then I just might find him hot again.
In any case: Jennifer Garner has worked wonders on him.
Dec 7th, 2006
ZBabe
Ben Affleck has never been hot, neither has Matt whatshisname. Who cares? He seems like a loving, devoted husband and father. Jennifer and Violet are lucky ladies.
Dec 7th, 2006
Kim
He doesn’t look so good but then they used to call him the “Snowman”. Maybe Ben’s having a “White Christmas” this year…
Dec 7th, 2006
vanna
I remember him in school. But he was losing his hair. Yup those rug weaves sure do the trick don’t they?
If ya look like real close on the top right side of his head. You can almost see that part of his hair where the glue holds it down in a slight curve. No wonder why, we don’t see him walking in the rain.
Dec 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
bunny, …BIG FEET???
Dec 7th, 2006
Chris X
He is great looking - try getting that close to anyone and they are going to look a lot worse than that. Adm as Pajaiba says - get off the Ben bashing - it is OK to like him again.
Dec 8th, 2006
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