Dec 7, 2006
Gwen Stefani Foiled by Hair
Gwen Stefani would be just about perfect if she would give up the bleached-out over-coiffed ‘do already. Her hair has the healthy luster of shredded bamboo and grain chaff. It’s a shame, because the outfit she’s wearing here at the Coty/L.A.M.B fragrance development announcement is hot. The belted jacket, the black stockings, the round-toe pumps just scream sexy. The hair, on the other hand, screams, “I should be shuffling through the buffet line at the Western Sizzlin’ and maybe soaking my adult diaper.” Okay, so her hair doesn’t really scream anything. It just kind of mutters and shakes its fist at the teenage hooligans on the lawn.
More of Gwen at the announcement after the jump.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
This girl has a vey high teeth to gum ratio.
I’d hit it, I guess, if I had to.
Dec 7th, 2006
abby
You’re a true patriot, Barbado.
Dec 7th, 2006
oshkoshbfuckshitwhore
She looks like a clown dressed up as a 1950’s Barbie… I always wanted to have sexual intercourse with one of those, and/or my grandma.
Dec 7th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
I know, I know, Abby I just try to take it one day at a time *siiiigh* one day, at a time…
Dec 7th, 2006
Mungus
She looks great, AND I bet she wearing panties. Take note Britney Spears/ Paris Hilton/ Lindsay Lohan. PANTIES. If you want to be naked SOOOO bad, pose for Playboy, or get naked in a movie. Gwen is hot AND classy AND has a brain. Very, very sexy.
Dec 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, “grain chaff”… is that another one of those southern words?
Dec 7th, 2006
BORNPSYCHO
I AGREE SHE IS HER OWN PERSON WITH HER OWN THING, SHE IS SEXXXY, CLASSY, AND ROCKS HER ASS OFF, SOME SHOULD TAKE NOTES….
Dec 28th, 2006
antonio
She’s got very sexy legs,but in these photos I don’t like her so much.
Jan 5th, 2007
amanda
i love her hair i love light blonde hair its wonderful
Mar 1st, 2007
Mary
Betta than anything these muthfuckas could do
dont be mad cause shes original and thought of it before you
Jun 2nd, 2007
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