Nicole Richie’s New Boyfriend is a Pervert
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Less than a week on the heels of his split from Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte front man Joel Madden has turned his sights on ambulatory skeleton Nicole Richie. The Post-Chronicle reports:
The Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous singer and Richie were spotted out at Hollywood hot spot Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel on [the second of December]… Richie, 25, and Madden, 27, were spotted holding hands and dancing… The following night the new couple hit the town again, joining Madden’s twin brother Benji and his Australian girlfriend Sophie Monk for an intimate dinner at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills.
Well, I guess it’s true: some people like having sex with corpses. They call that “necrophilia,” from the Greek “necros,” meaning “dead,” and “philia,” meaning “I’m a disgusting pervert bastard sicko.” Gross. The Marquis de Sade’s got nothin’ on Joel Madden.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
audrey
Yeah seems to me Joel has a thing for bones. Hilary lost all her weight when she was seeing him, and now he’s hooked up with Skeletor herself. If she loses more weight during their relationship, maybe she will finally disappear.
Dec 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Ewwwww gross!!!
Dec 7th, 2006
oshkoshbfuckshitwhore
It’s a goth thing. That and shopping at Hot Topic. Yeah dude. I weigh 90 pounds. Check out my Nightmare Before Christmas lunchbox-cum-purse - it holds all my eyeliner and razors.
Dec 7th, 2006
sonya
“ambulatory skeleton”…I like it.
Dec 7th, 2006
Italian Stallion
EWWWW, gain some fucking weight bitch……………
Dec 7th, 2006
okay...
She looks a hell of a lot better than she did a couple of weeks ago.
He on the other hand…………..
Dec 7th, 2006
bionic bunny
i used to drive a mercury marquis de sade.
the gas mileage sucked, the engine made a strange, but somehow soothing noise, and the damn seat belt was always too tight.
that was funnier in my head.
Dec 7th, 2006
abby
… everything’s funnier in my head, bunny.
Dec 7th, 2006
sonya
I thought that was pretty witty, bunny.
Dec 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
… and insightful too bunny!
Dec 7th, 2006
lene
do some people perceive skeleton as a beauty?
Dec 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Testing!!! :((
Dec 13th, 2006
shelly
i wish people would just leave joel alone. no matter what he does he cant make no one happy. it just has to be pervert are mummy lover. well got damn it leave him alone i new him sence i was six i think nicole and joel look cute together cant put it better myshelf i still love your music good charlotte rox
Dec 13th, 2006
nicole(ewwwwww)
nicole and joel EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hilary and joel YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 7th, 2007
bumcheese
Joel’s a podgy bastard, they’d look right stupid together…
Feb 27th, 2007
kait
can every one just leave her the hell alone?
we all have our own problems.
chances are your’s just might be more fucked up than hers.
so stop acting like you all are fucking perfect & you’ve never had a problem.
& besides she’s back to her normal weight now.
guess you’ll have to find someone else to bitch about, since your lives are too pathetic
Mar 17th, 2007
whynot
He is! I know Nicole Richie is just a way for Madden to move on… Didnt he love Hilary??? JOELARY FOREVER!!!
May 28th, 2007
ievaxXx
leave joel and nicole alone i think they are cute….
GOOD CHARLOTTE ROKS
Oct 23rd, 2007
Fritz Sisavath
Nicole Richie Kimmel in shower!!
Home private video online:
http://nicole–richie.blogspot.com/?id=95273017&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
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