Dec 8, 200611
Cameron Diaz Does It Doggy Style
Cameron Diaz demurely yanked and tugged at her dress for the press assembled at the premiere of “The Holiday” Tuesday night. Classy broad, that Cameron. I guess I’d like the dress if the halter wasn’t reminiscent of a Pit Bull’s studded leather collar. Or if she weren’t clawing and pulling at it like a Pit Bull trying to scratch off said collar. Why a Pit Bull, you ask? Well, because Pits have the most powerful jaws in the canine industry. Anywhere between 1800 to 2000 pounds per square inch. With a mouth like Cammy’s up there, it’s just seemed like the most logical comparison. That, or a salt water crocodile, but everybody knows that crocodiles don’t wear collars.
More canine Cammy after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
oshkoshitsmybirthday
Actually, Abby, in Louisiana the alligators do wear collars, at least my Uncle Renaud’s gators do. Yep, she looks just like Uncle Renaud’s gator, Jameaux – that’s short for Jambalaya. He likes to dress her up a little on the goth side because he said she likes it rough. Yeah, you gotta give it to them gators good and hard from behind a few times. Makes ‘em better for eatin.
Did I mention it’s my birthday?
Dec 8th, 2006
sonya
Whoa. If you constantly have to tug your dress up, perhaps you shouldn’t wear it. Heck, or just take it off.
Did someone throw water on her face in the 3rd pic? Because it looks like her face is melting.
Dec 8th, 2006
abby
I once heard that Louisiana was “the devil’s playground.” That’s why I’m planning my next road trip there. And because I’ve always wanted my very own pet alligator with a cajun nickname.
Dec 8th, 2006
oshkoshitsmybirthday
The Devil’s Playground? That sounds like rusty swingsets and a slide with sharp edges across the street from a convicted child molester. Yeah, it’s pretty much like that. But with more hurricanes.
Dec 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Louisiana? Isn’t that next to Russia?
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Dec 8th, 2006
oshkoshitsmybirthday
It’s next to Jomomma, which is the capital of Jabooty.
Dec 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Happy Birthday Oshy!!!
Dec 8th, 2006
mike
what in the hell does justin timberlake see in this woman? Someone take his fame away cause i swear he’s just wasting it.
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Dec 9th, 2006
BORNPSYCHO
OK FIRST OF ALL I AM FROM LOUISIANA AND IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO OWN PET GATORS, SO I KNOW YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT, AND THE WHOLE MOLESTER THING IT IS LIKE THAT EVERYWHERE, WE ARE KNOWN FOR VOODOO, AND MARDI GRAS, HIGH MURDER %, GET IT RIGHT… WE ARE THE ONLY STATE THAT WHEN IT COMES TO THE PARTY AND FOOD NO ONE IS BETTER. BUT YES I AGREE ABOUT THE 3RD PIC OF CARMON, LOOKS LIKE SHE IS MELTING…HMMMMM WHAT HAPPENED SHE WAS HOT WHEN SHE WAS AN ANGEL?
Dec 28th, 2006
Sara Wilson
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
Apr 5th, 2007
Timoty
cool blog!
Apr 16th, 2007
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