Mandy Moore and Wilmer Valderrama Dinner Date
I find it astounding that someone as unattractive and fucking lame (have you seen his MTV show?) as Wilmer Valderrama ever dated the lovely Mandy Moore. Despite publicly announcing that he had deflowered her on the Howard Stern show earlier this year, Mandy was seen dining with the-actor-forever-known-as-Fez just this week. Page Six reveals:
… [Moore and Valderrrama] were spotted having a cozy dinner with her parents at Stanton Social. They left separately so the paparazzi waiting outside wouldn’t snap them together. We are assured the pair are just friends.
I just don’t get it. Yeah, let me stop you right there — everyone’s heard tell of Fez’ giant wang. So fucking what? Your giant weiner better speak four languages and make a killer creme brulee if it’s attached to someone as ugly as this. Something about Fez kind of reminds me of the witch from Bugs Bunny. I can’t quite put my finger on it. And I definitely wouldn’t put my vagina on it. Mandy Moore can keep all that horrible “brown hornet” for herself.
More pics of the lovely Mandy at the Cartier opening in Short Hills after the jump.
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14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Wilmer Valderrama? I fucked him!!!
I want to give Mandy “some” Moore!
Dec 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
On a more somber note.
“Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.”
FDR 08Dec1941
Dec 8th, 2006
nrrvus
She’s very plain, not saying I wouldn’t let her blow me, but I’d need a few drinks.
Dec 8th, 2006
sonya
Lovely girl, fugly dress. It looks like a blue prolapsed rectum.
Dec 8th, 2006
abby
Sonya, you have the most colorful burns! Tip of the that to you. I think the jewel tone is nice on her, but bubble-skirted anything looks awful on most people. Like my bubble-skirted ski suit. It just makes my ass look big. Same goes for my bubble-skirted bikini.
Dec 8th, 2006
Other Karen
Mandy Moore schlepped out to NJ for a store opening? What was the incentive?
The dress actually looks more flattering in a full-body shot (when you can see her shoes and her head both).
Dec 8th, 2006
sonya
Aw, thanks, do you like them? I find that I get more color variety When I burn myself if I vary the type of fuel and level of heat intensity. It’s an art, really.
Dec 8th, 2006
Borat
I would love to service this fine american woman. Mandy, call me and let me know how much for full hand party and bang bang in anoos.
Dec 8th, 2006
Genevieve
I don’t think he’s THAT ugly, but I still think she was better off with either Zach Braff or Andy Roddick than a guy who’d brag about his penis size and deflowering abilities.
Dec 11th, 2006
jennyjean
ok… is it just me, or does that look like a wee baby bump??? anyone???
fugly dress is right… especially if her uterus is NOT housing a mandy moore jr….
Dec 12th, 2006
Jnfbabyc
yep wilmers not UGLY hes actually kinda cute but he still shouldnt be braggin about who he slept with or his penis size .. which by the way if it is tru … i find so sexy
Jan 12th, 2007
john
idiot!!!!!!!!! u must be uglier!!!!!!!!! Mandy moore is plain!!!,, both are plain and boring. can’t believe i’m wasting my time!!:)
Feb 7th, 2007
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