Pete Doherty Questioned in Man’s Death
Professional junkie Pete Doherty was questioned in the death of a fellow party-goer in London yesterday. The Sun reports:
[Doherty] was grilled for two hours by detectives probing Mark Blanco’s fall from a balcony. They took a statement of his version of the events leading up to actor Mark’s fall at the party in East London.”
Doherty was not questioned under caution and there is no suggestion he was involved in Mark’s death.
I guess “victim committing suicide after being forced to listen to another Babyshambles album at party” doesn’t technically fall within the parameters of “direct involvement in Mark’s death.” Because Pete would so be going to jail if it did. Now, my other theory, “victim unintentionally backed off balcony in an attempt to maintain a three-foot radius from Doherty’s stink-breath,” seems entirely plausible as well. Have you ever seen inside Pete’s mouth? A good long look in there will prove that not all bacteria are microscopic and that moss can, in fact, grow on enamel. I think actual visible stink-lines are emitted from his mouth when he talks. You just haven’t noticed them before because he’s usually standing in front of a microphone. But they’re there. Mark Blanco could probably tell you all about it if he weren’t dead.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
oshkoshitsmybirthday
My question is, who killed Pete Doherty and how long are they going to be toting his corpse around like a puppet and taking pictures of it ala Weekend at Bernie’s?
Dec 8th, 2006
oshkoshitsmybirthday
P.S. It’s my birthday.
Dec 8th, 2006
abby
You and me, drunk at Chucky Cheese, baby. They do have Chucky Cheese down there in the devil’s playground, right?
I like that he’s wearing a Burberry scarf and NO SHIRT. That’s like wearing a fucking belt with no pants. Tool.
Dec 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I haveadmit, Pete looks pretty good in that picture!
Oshy, Happy Birthday!!!
Dec 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I also “have to admit”…
Dec 8th, 2006
oshkoshitsmybirthday
Yes, we do, but we call it “Chucky Fromage”, or “The Devil’s Cheese”, something like that. One thing’s for sure, I’m not wearing panties, and I know one little law firm that’s going to need to be investing in a new office chair, yes I do.
Dec 8th, 2006
mike
I’d love to be his drug dealer,cause this guy is never straight.
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Dec 8th, 2006
smbss
LMFAO @ Stink lines eminating three feet forward from his mouth!!! I am crying at the visual of that.. it was so appropriate! Good Times.
Dec 9th, 2006
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