Quickies: Tribal Council
Inside Eva Longoria’s and Tony Parker’s engagement. (ICYDK)
Mischa Barton does Britney Spears. That’s not nearly as sexy as it sounds. (Egotastic)
Wesley Snipes surrenders. (Gabsmash)
“U2 by U2” makes a kick-ass stocking stuffer for the music aficionado. (YouTube)
Daniel Craig would like his balls “shaken, not stirred” by a man in the next Bond flick. (Hollywood Snark)
I think I smell Paris Hilton’s biological clock. Or else someone’s eating rancid goat cheese. (Fatback)
JLo does Harper’s Bazaar. (Use My Computer)
Ebay offers you a taste of Leo DiCaprio’s ball sweat! (CityRag)
Angie and Brad to wed in Africa? That would involve a broomstick and the blood of an elephant, right? (I’m Not Obsessed)
Paris Hilton spotted wearing an engagement ring. (Seriously? OMG)
That ought to be enough gossip to last you snarky bastards until Monday. Especially if you plan on drinking heavily over the weekend. Don’t forget – Mary J. Blige’s new video premieres tonight at 11 on MTV! Catch a sneak peek here.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Will BRad and Angie’s vows be comprised of clicks and whistles?
Dec 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Wesley Snipes! Wasn’t he the black man in “White Men Can’t Jump?”
Hahaha… Paris Hilton has a Cracker Jack box ring!!
No Sonya, Brad and Angie’s vows will be comprised of ‘dicks’ and ‘thistles’?
Dec 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’m going to try an experiment here… >:)
Dec 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Nope, it didn’t work! Sorry to take up your time!
Dec 9th, 2006
BarbaboSlim
Am I the only that thinks that the headline: “Eva Longoria shot seventyfive times in accidental drive-by” wouldn’t be a bad thing?
Dec 9th, 2006
abby
I also like the headline “Eva Longoria doused with gasoline and set ablaze at local county fair, then trampled by livestock and spat upon by townfolk.”
Dec 9th, 2006
abby
Or “Eva Longoria anally raped with strychnine-coated cactus.”
Dec 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
You forgot to mention, “pitchforked to death by two happy-go-lucky wanderers!”
And, that ’strychnine’ is some pretty mean stuff, in and of itself without the cacti.
Dec 10th, 2006
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