Unless you are a black-hearted, unpatriotic, big-nosed overly insecure Team Aninston type, the above picture of Brangelina celebrating Brad’s 43rd birthday in Pennsylvania will positively warm your heart. Boy, talk about timeless beauty — stick a musket in Brad’s hand and slap some mutton chops on his face, and he could be a Confederate soldier returning to his beautiful wife after a blustery December battle at Stones River. Anyway, the Pennsylvania Post-Gazette reports:

[Fallingwater is] the famous house in southwestern Pennsylvania designed in 1935 by architect Frank Lloyd Wright. The daytrip was part of Angelina’s birthday present to Brad… After the tour, Jolie had arranged to have champagne and caviar sent in, which the couple shared in a private birthday celebration in Fallingwater’s living room. Afterward, they invited the staff to join them. “He’s so hard to buy for,” Jolie told the Fallingwater staff members.

Yeah, what do you get the guy who already has “the world’s hottest piece of ass?” You certainly aren’t going to top “getting to have sex with Angelina Jolie.” Unless maybe you could get your hands on a jet pack. Or better yet, on an invisibility cloak that you discovered at an old curiosity shop run by a old man who only speaks in riddles. And the cloak would come with a mysterious warning, and also give you the ability to speak in Latin. Yep, that would be the best birthday present ever. Well, next to “getting to do it with Angelina Jolie.”

More of the heart-clutchingly adorable Brangelina family after the jump.