Quickies: Ticket to Ride

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More details in the death of Princess Diana. (Socialite Life)

Brittany Murphy looks pretty good for a skeleon in an ugly dress. (The Skinny Website)

Is there a “Friends” reunion looming on the horizon? Or is that just the four horseman of the Apocalypse? (IBBB)

Hell’s bells! Britney Spears is back in black! (MollyGood)

Fergie is all out of original ideas. (Metadish)

Nicole Richie pops a Vicodin, smokes some pot, drives the wrong way down the freeway — and gets a DUI. (Celebitchy)

The anorexic version of Angelina Jolie is decidedly less fuckable. (The Bastardly)

Mel Gibson’s “Apocalypto” boasts gorgeous cinematography and a seamless use of languages past. And also some stabbing, gutting, blood, decaptiation, blood, disemboweling, blood, and gore. Otherwise, it’s great. (Pajiba)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbaboSlim

    This Murphy girl has a “loose” quality that I like, I also read somewhere that she allows access from the front AND the rear.

  2. Diddy

    She needs to try Proactive. Bumps ain’t sexy man. You gotta preserve the sexy. Especially white women. Ya’ll so sexy.

  3. So Britney thinks she looks good in basic black? I’ve got news for her… she doesn’t.

    Are there any “sugartits” in Mel Gibson’s new movie? :)

  4. oshkoshb'thestateoftheworldismakingmedepressed

    If you like your sugartits long n’ dangly, like they were back in the days of the Ancient Aztec, because you know how Mel is a stickler for historical accuracy…

  5. Oshy – Tits are tits! :)

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