Brad and Angie at “The Good Shepherd” Premiere
Brangelina descended the red carpet at the premiere of Angie’s new movie “The Good Shepherd” yesterday. I was there, too. You just can’t see me in any of the photographs. I was the one in the “I Heart Angelina” t-shirt and the “Team Jolie” hat. I also had a big picket sign that said, “Jennifer Aniston Must Die.” There was a throng of police officers restraining me and some EMT’s cleaning up all the blood, so I’m kinda hard to see. But I still managed to score a fistful of Angie’s hair as she passed before the cops tasered me and took away my shoelaces and pumped me full of sedatives. I’m so close now. Just an eye of newt and few raw amythests away from harnessing the power of Angelina Jolie’s beauty all for myself. Mostly for evil, of course. Otherwise, what’s the point?
More pictures of genetic perfection after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Stupid woman! What woman in her right mind would divorce Billy Bob after she finally got her claws in him? *sigh*
ROFL comments Abby! Tazered and Shoelaces got me laughing.
Dec 12th, 2006
abby
Dragulf, I’m so glad to see you again.
P.S. Tasers are always funny.
Dec 12th, 2006
bionic bunny
her arms are still way too then. and he needs a shower.
then again, so do i. so what do i know?
Dec 12th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, I can see you!!
Dec 12th, 2006
oshkoshb'faggot
Abby where can I get one of those shirts? I want to hang it up next to my “Bennifer 4 Life” and “Mrs. Federline” apparel.
Angelina is hot, if you like crack and the physical features of those who smoke it. I hope she gets osteoporosis in her neck. Brad too.
I’m having some bad PMS today, boy howdy.
Dec 12th, 2006
Melanie
Angie looks a little sick…and a bit too thin.
Dec 12th, 2006
Litelysalted
Yikes… I literally recoiled when I saw these photos. When the fuck did she start looking like the Cryptkeeper? If I had a penis I think it would have turned itself inside out and burrowed into my body.
Dec 12th, 2006
Italian Stallion
They both look like they have some serious bedhead………..
Dec 12th, 2006
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