Britney Spears Has New ‘Do, New Man
2006 Comeback Kid Britney Spears horrified her already beleagured fans over the weekend with a ratty mop of newly dark hair and a makeout session with what I’m pretty sure was a hobbit. Page Six reports:
Britney Spears is stepping out with a new man, and he looks just like Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem - a multiplatinum music producer who has worked with Rihanna, 50 Cent, Paris Hilton and, surprisingly, Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline. The two were caught on a date in Hollywood after weeks of buzz around Los Angeles that they’d hooked up. They were spotted kissing in public Sunday night and ended up going to see a movie before heading back to Rotem’s place.
I’m sure it was an evening of Middle Earth merriment. You know, maybe a “second breakfast” after videotaping Bilbo Baggins there spunking all over Brit’s, um… fatback. “Look at all that jizz, y’all!” Ugh. I think Elrond the Elf said it best: “The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten.” And by “Blood of Numenor,” I mean “Britney’s hoo-ha.” To the bridge of Khazad-dum!
UPDATE: It just occured to me that “Rotem” rhymes with “scrotum.” High five!
More crappy pics of Brit and her stubby new lover after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Why DO the women love the “bad” boys?
Dec 12th, 2006
BarbaboSlim
As usual, Britney’s intellectual limitations have led her astray. This is not a “bad boy” this is just another posseur. And if that isn’t the get-up af a cheap Kansas City hooker I don’t know what is.
Dec 12th, 2006
Glunp
Why DO women love the retard-assholes?? Just look at that guy. He’s just another K-Fed.
http://www.glunp.com/
Dec 12th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
test
Dec 12th, 2006
oshkoshb'faggot
I love me a good retard asshole on a cold winter morning. Reminds me of our mountain cabin back in Wyoming, Sunday mornings waking up at the crack of dawn with Pa, Ma in the kitchen, the smell of bacon frying, and a warm cup of retard asshole. Can’t beat that.
Dec 12th, 2006
abby
Chickory flavored retard asshole, right? Otherwise, it just tastes like shit.
Dec 12th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
Hey, do y’all wanna see my cooter again?
Whore.
Dec 12th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I bet her breath smells like assholes…………
Dec 12th, 2006
abby
Or menthol cigarettes and Snickers bars….
Dec 12th, 2006
elo
What the hell do celebrities do with their newborns? Where are the kids of Britney? Tom and Katie? Brad and Angelina? Why aren’t they ever photographed with their fucking kids? Do they ever see them?
Dec 12th, 2006
kathywithak
MEET HOLLYWOOD’S NEWEST COUPLE……………..
CLITNEY AND SCROTUM.
Dec 12th, 2006
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