Dec 13, 2006
Beyonce’s Boobs Befuddle Me
Beyonce strutted and preened on the red carpet at the L.A. premiere of “Dreamgirls” yesterday, which seemed completely appropriate given she’s attired like a gay peacock. Everything about her seems fake. Like those boobs, for instance. Where the fuck are the nipples? Everybody knows that the nipple is the best part. When I can see two-thirds of your breast and nary a hint of aereola, it makes me think you might not be human at all. You just might be some kind of terrible robot in a caucasoid wig and a lot of face paint intent on stealing medication from old people. That’s right! Old “Saturday Night Live” reruns taught me everything I know.
More of the peacock after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, you are a person after my own heart! The nipple IS the best part of a womans boobie! I love sucking them and flicking them with my tongue!!
Dec 13th, 2006
abby
That guy in the first pic looks like he’s loosening his cufflinks to give her the beating of a lifetime.
Dec 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Or to take his shirt off to rape her anally??
See my comment on the “Cameron Diaz Enjoys Intercourse” thread above, for an explanition on why I made THIS lewd comment!
Dec 13th, 2006
Melissa
There’s something not right about her right boob– it’s got this jagged seam-like thing down the middle. She should get a refund on that.
Dec 13th, 2006
Italian Stallion
WOW!!!
The things I would do to this ghetto surprise I can’t mention……..
I’m in the mood for some Nestle Quick for some reason?
Dec 13th, 2006
oshkoshb'grabmyhooters
First, Wally, why would you have to take your shirt off to anally rape someone - to be more aerodynamic?
And, Stallion, a ghetto surprise is what I wanted for my birthday but all I got was tons of presents and money, god damn it.
Dec 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Oshy, taking his shirt off was the first step in his disrobing to actually commit the act of anal raping Beyonce Knowles!
… but thank YOU for inquiring!
♥ Wally
Dec 13th, 2006
bionic bunny
*snort*
aerodynamic. love it!
Dec 13th, 2006
jenn
since when did her boobs get so big? And I totally agree: she’s fake: lipo on her hips and waist actually all over her body!
No comments on her face, hard to admit but girls,… that’s real beauty
Dec 14th, 2006
cynthia
How in the hell did she get lipo when she is still thick? Lipo get rid of fat and most people would agree that she has pretty big hips with a big waist. You can’t get a shape like that with lipo. Her boob size changes a lot though.
Here’s 2 pictures of proof that she has nipples (You May need to expand the picture:
http://www.filelodge.com/files/room53/1536133/b5.bmp
http://www.filelodge.com/files/room53/1536133/b6.bmp
Dec 14th, 2006
connie
what is your middle name beyonce
Mar 15th, 2007
Sara Wilson
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
Apr 5th, 2007
emma
cool blog!
Apr 9th, 2007
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