Quickies: Knock-Out

Sylvester Stallone started the Richard Gere gerbil rumor. “Rumor”… rii-ight. (CelebSlam)
Shakira’s hips do charity. (A Socialite’s Life)
Jessica Biel sows her wild oats. (The Bastardly)
Somebody should tell Nicole Richie that doctors don’t usualy prescribe Vicodin and marijuana for uterine cramps. (Dlisted)
Pauly Shore faked that heckler punch. (Celebitchy)
Yamila Diaz looking yummy at the beach. (Use My Computer)
Brad Pitt and Benecio del Toro could be twins. (CityRag)
Shania Twain does Canada proud. (Fatback)
The best child movie performances, before they got all fucked up on drugs and orgiastic delights. (Pajiba)
The dad on “Everybody Loves Raymond” dies. (BWE)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
oshkoshb'grabmyhooters
Sometimes I take heroin for my cramps. And sometimes my PMS is kinda like excruciatingly painful morphine withdrawls. And sometimes I use needles instead of tampons.
Dec 13th, 2006
bionic bunny
damn, peter boyle. i just sent a copy of “young frankenstein” to my friend serving in iraq. i could take or leave “raymond” but i loved him.
also, i’d love to know how nichole richie gets vicodin for menstral cramps, and i was sent to “bio-feedback” for crippling back pain. doctor prescribed, my ass.
Dec 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Peter Boyle was at his best in “Young Frankenstein”! When he was on stage with Gene Wilder and sang, ♫ ♪ “Puttin’ On The Ritz”! ♪ ♫
It’s a classic!
Dec 13th, 2006
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