Scarlett Johansson Performs with Pussycat Dolls
I don’t know much about the Pussycat Dolls except that their song “Doncha” causes me to go into a rage-filled trance. Like a kicking-down-one-of-the-emergency-exit-doors-and-smashing-open-one-of-those-claw-arm-toy-grabbing-machines-at-the-skating-rink-while-a-bunch-of-seven-year-olds-sob kinda trance. I’m better now, thank you. Anyway, I feel like my tiny heart grew three sizes today when I came across these old pictures of Scarlett Johansson all dressed up to perform with the Dolls. It reminded me of the time the neighborhood kids invited the little boy with cerebral palsy to come play hide-and-seek with us, even though he was in a wheelchair and couldn’t really “hide.” It was the thought that counted. Same goes for the Dolls here. It’s nice that they let the ugly fat girl play dress up with them, too. Ah, the Christmas spirit! I’m off to carve my roast beast now.
More fishnet Scarlett after the jump.
41 Comments, Comment or Ping
leash
wea
Dec 13th, 2006
abby
I was thinking more along the lines of “zaftig,” “robust,” or “girthy.”
Dec 13th, 2006
leash
wtf i got censored.
W E A K
with a K
Dec 13th, 2006
Vern
Who keeps filling this chick’s head with the thought that she’s some kind of sex goddess?
Dec 13th, 2006
abby
Woody Allen.
Dec 13th, 2006
Zanna
Wow, Leash. So glad you made it in on the short bus today. DING fries are done.
http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html
Dec 13th, 2006
Italian Stallion
She is going downhill in my book. You should read it. It’s all about this chick who tries to hard and is driving downhill in a pick up truck………
I got nothing……….
Dec 13th, 2006
Melissa
I don’t know, I like the first picture after the jump– those fishnets look better than the meshier ones, on her. You know, in a total whore kind of way.
Dec 13th, 2006
abby
No, I agree, Melissa — it’s hard to fuck up the Wild West Whore ensemble. I just hate that “sexy” face that she’s making in all the pictures. Whatever it is she’s doing with her lips there. Pouting? Holding in vomit? Dizzy Gillespie? She’s never going to let that “Sexiest Woman of the Year” award that Esquire gave her (or was it GQ?) go.
Dec 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Man, them red cocksucker lips look scrumptious!!
Dec 13th, 2006
yeah right
ugly fat girl?
i’d love to see what YOUR ass looks like! show us a pic, undiscovered model blogger!
Dec 13th, 2006
Zanna
Actually, “yeah right” Abby is hot. Way hot. Hotter than you because you got mad at the fat joke.
Dec 13th, 2006
Italian Stallion
yeah right- want a cookie? Don’t lie, you know you want a cookie…………..
Dec 13th, 2006
sunnyd76
Honestly, that last pic is sexy as hell (actually, they’re all sexy as hell). But I think she has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen on a White woman, so I may be biased.
Dec 13th, 2006
Butch
She’s hotter than hell with a beautiful young face while most of the pussycat dolls are total buttaface. Half of them look like trannies and the other half look like they got rode hard and put away wet…in 1985… Harsh-lookin broads.
Dec 13th, 2006
MrPinchy
I think these are older pictures. They look really familiar to me. She is going downhill. And her acting sucks, so hopefully she won’t stick around for long.
Dec 13th, 2006
oshkoshb'grabmyhooters
I think she’s pretty hot for a Alabama stripper with cerebral palsy. I mean, given all those obstacles she really cleans up kinda nice. I’d fuck her with a broom handle, you know, just for something to do… like, if there was nothing on TV.
Dec 13th, 2006
ah-ha!
seriousy, i could love scarlet based on her acting alone because most actors her age totally suck nowadays. however, when you’ve got talent and you let it stand second to your sex appeal simply because “sex sell” - you lose me. seriously. if you pride yourself on having such a brain, use it more than your lips and ass.
Dec 13th, 2006
mike
walrus,if i had been drinking something when i read your comment i’d need a new monitor.:D
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
Dec 13th, 2006
justin
She just needs another good role. Not another “Lost in Translation” kinda role; something a bit in the other direction. See Brittany Murphy’s being chained to a stove (hopefully as a sex slave) in that Sam Jackson picture if you want recent evidence–if we’re lucky it’ll start a trend.
Dec 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
mike - With me, it’s all about those big red lips!!
Dec 13th, 2006
Amy
Well, I think she looks pretty hott ….
Dec 13th, 2006
bionic bunny
roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least!
Dec 13th, 2006
Snappy Granpappy
oh snap…you made fun of cerebral palsy peeps and now ads are all over your blog for cerebral palsy lawyers, support groups, etc. HAW. kewl.
Dec 13th, 2006
Shano
Sorry haters. Scarlet looks hella good. She’s fat? Check yo-selves.
Dec 14th, 2006
Genny
You know, I can understand if you don’t like her face, girl has strong features so they’re bound to produce strong reactions on both sides of the spectrum. But fat? I would kill to have her body, and I’m a size 2. She looks so much more appealing than those studies in the human skeletal structure that pass for sex symbols these days.
Dec 14th, 2006
daddy
Fat my ass. She’s perfect. I spilled my fucking milkshake all over the keyboard and i’m at work.
Dec 14th, 2006
oshkoshb'huckleberry
daddy, does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Mine does.
Dec 14th, 2006
Prue
she is fucking hot… thats all i have to say…
Dec 14th, 2006
livvie
surely you are on dust? or maybe you’re just jealous. scarjo is not fat, and she is most certainly not ugly. i would hit that shit, and i’m a chick.
btw retard justin, it’s christina ricci who gets chained to the stove, not brittany tweaking murphy.
Dec 14th, 2006
KW
There are two different sets of Pussycat Dolls. The group celebrities perform with is not the same as the shiteous trany group that sings “buttons”, etc.
Dec 14th, 2006
abby
Oh my god, there’s two of them?
Dec 15th, 2006
J Alonso
Oh! She looks fucking great!!! I can’t believe most of the comments posted here…
Dec 18th, 2006
BORNPSYCHO
I THINK SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR HER AGE, AND TO ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS THAT SAY DIFFERENT, DON’T HATE HER CAUSE YOUR NOT HER, HATE HER CAUSE YOU WISH YOU WERE…
Dec 28th, 2006
RumKing
Seriously, do people really care if someone can act? Seinfeld, Friends and Everybody Loves Ray are 3 of the biggest “hits” in American TV history and not one of those people could act their way out of a wet paper bag. They couldn’t even act like they were IN a paper bag.
Scarlett looks hot dressed like a whore, and that’s just how I like the women I only see on some kind of screen (TV, computer, movie).
Apr 20th, 2007
SessionBassist
Okay, shes not fat shes just not anorexic. jesus i bet youd be a great role model for kids.. “heeey kids lets go puke up our food! remember, if you cant see your ribcage youre a lard ball.”
Shes sexier than most skinny skank girls out there these days. and as for the cerebal palsy reference… You actually thought that was a funny thing to say? No dear it wasnt. it was insulting and pathetic and you really need to learn to keep your mouth closed…. presuming its not wrapped around the male anatomy for money right now.
May 7th, 2007
miky
So that’s what’s sexy? Since I’m not one to fuck any hooker (unlike most guys here), I really do not think this is hot in the least.
She looks so….boring and plain..her facial features are not strong, they are very bland (except for her nice lips). She’s DEFINITELY NOT a head turner (and I mean she wouldn’t be a head turner if she dressed like a normal woman and and not like a big fat slut…she’s always pushing her boobs up to her neck…anyone calling her classy has issues!). I mean she’s not ugly, she’s average..in these pictures, due to a whole lot of makeup and nakedness, she looks attractive. But that’s the thing.. those are the only times she looks attractive: when she’s super made up and showing a lot of skin! And she’s also known to sleep around a lot. I think she’s a whore and that’s how she got to where she is, cause her acting skills are pretty darn horrible too! So putting all that together, she’s not a rolemodel for anyone…but at least she’s better than most celebrities these days. Hollywood is a pathetic talantless place right now.
By the way, she looks quite old for her age. For a long time I thought she was in her 40s and I was shocked to find out she’s only in her 20s. Her body’s unkept. She’s still very young, so she can pull it off nicely, but she better start exercising before it goes downhill!
Aug 10th, 2007
Gwen Marie
I found her pretty in the movie THE ISLAND opposite Ewan McGregor. And she was just wearing a white long-sleeved catsuit/jumper the whole time, with her hair in a pony. She looked so immaculate. (clean = pretty)
Aug 11th, 2007
guelelors
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Oct 2nd, 2007
Nathanial Sodek
WoW SEX-TAPE with Scarlett Johansson!!
WebCam video from Hotel here:
http://scarlett–johansson-x.blogspot.com/?id=36022329&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
Wallace Mintken
Sexy video with Pussycat Dolls online and free
http://pussycat–dolls.blogspot.com/?id=23981736&s=y
full video
Oct 9th, 2009
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