Mariah Carey Likes Getting Naked in the Snow
Mariah Carey can’t even do Christmas without acting like a big fat slut. She tells Aspen magazine:
“I like to get out of the hot tub and roll in the snow. Somebody told me that it was a tradition in Aspen, but maybe they were lying to me. It’s a tradition for us to have Santa Claus-looking bikinis, jump in the hot tub, and roll in the fresh snow.”
Maybe they were lying to you? Maybe?! I’d say Mariah Carey got duped. It’s just like that time the kids at my new school told me that it was an “O.B. Gates tradition” to put Jel-lo down my pants at lunch and scream at the top of my lungs everytime the school bell rang. Tradition my ass. The administration stuck me in the special ed wing for the rest of my fourth grade year and it took two letters from my physician to convince the staff I wasn’t really retarded. The only difference is that Mariah Carey deserved it.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I think the headline of this excellent thread should have read, “Mariah Carey Likes Getting Naked while on Blow!!”
But that is just MY opinion.
Dec 14th, 2006
Zanna
Mariah doesn’t do coke…if she did, she would’t be making fat snow angels.
Dec 14th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Ah, the very picture of christmas, wide-load Mariah slamming down on a snow covered plain, making snow cows and altering the landscpe forever.
Dec 14th, 2006
sonya
Mariah, I also heard that if you tap two sticks together while you’re out in the woods, it’ll keep the mountain lions away. It’s an old Indian trick.
Dec 14th, 2006
abby
I also heard that covering yourself in the blood of a goat and bacon drippings keeps mountain lions away. She should really try that. I’m sure there’s plenty of bacon around the Carey house.
Dec 14th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Nah Abby, bacon is too “uppity” I’m thinking straight out lard.
Dec 14th, 2006
bionic bunny
i’m with slim. save the bacon grease for gravy.
Dec 14th, 2006
Gossip
We don’t want to see your fat girl! Get on the new Scarlett diet?
http://www.glunp.com/
Dec 14th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Wally, who’s ever heard of a fat coke head? How do you think I keep my girlish figure? Duh……….
Dec 14th, 2006
abby
I think you’re mixing up “blow” from the urban slang for fellatio and “blow,” the street name for cocaine. Because I bet Mariah Carey blowjobs are a dime a dozen.
Dec 14th, 2006
abby
A FAT dime a dozen.
Dec 14th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I believe it’s a Fat Fity, but i’m just saying……..
Dec 14th, 2006
oshkoshb'strippersunion
Here’s a true story: Mariah enjoys eating at Taco Bell but does not enjoy washing her vagina.
Dec 16th, 2006
James
she’s a dirty slutty whore and that’s just the way I like her, man I wanna fuck this bitch so hard and cum inside her rotten crotch and slap her face with my cock
Jan 7th, 2007
evril
Mariah’s idea of douching it to have 6 guys fuck her cunt and cum inside her
Jan 8th, 2007
mimi
all of u r fuckin pricks y u hating get ur own lifes she aint fat she just aint a skinny little rat like all da rest of those hoes n prbly hoes like u
Feb 16th, 2007
kil
how come mariah carey can’t show the rest of her body.at least
its not illegal yet to let women show they’re body when they are naked.
Apr 11th, 2007
Trey Deyo
Hot Tape with Mariah Carey here:
http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=10485566&s=y
don’t loose!!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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