Britney Spears Wears Turtleneck Doiley
Britney Spears, fed up with all the negative press her bald fishmitten received this month, headed for club Element this week in a much more demure and matronly turtleneck fashioned from a tea cozy. It’s definitely a step in the right direction — only Britney should have gone with a knee-length skirt instead of the shredded mini and maybe round-toe pumps instead of the boots. And the fedora’s a bit racy, too. Perhaps a nice scarf would have been better.
What’s that you just said? “Beef tips?” Beef tips?! I BEG YOUR PARDON! If you’re referring to Ms. Spears lack of undergarments in the above photograph, you should at least say it properly. Something along the lines of, “Britney really needs more support for her bosom,” or “Christ Almighty, reign those fuckin’ pepperonis in before somebody trips on them.” Beef tips. I swear. Would it kill you guys to show a little class every now and then?
More of Pepperoni Sue after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
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Dec 15th, 2006
abby
The big stain on the front of her skirt is just the icing on the sad booby cake.
Dec 15th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
It’s about time she’s letting ‘the girls’ out!
Dec 15th, 2006
blotto98
I guess it’s better than that catcher’s mitt box she was showing off.
Dec 15th, 2006
tt
Ugly saggers! To think K-fed sucked on those pimpled slut udders makes me sick! And to think those whore melons are filled with Hillbilly babe-fat rancid milk juice makes my eyes cross! Brit’is old news…I’ve seen better nipples on nurseing pigs!
T.T.Quick
Dec 15th, 2006
oshkoshb'lickmewhereipee
She always looks like she has a cold. And/or she’s drunk. I predict she will look like W.C. Fields in about ten years - with big floppy breasts of course.
Dec 15th, 2006
Italian Stallion
“lickmewhereipee” LMFAO……………………
Dec 15th, 2006
abby
Rosacea much, Britney?
Dec 15th, 2006
bionic bunny
she was in hubby’s building yesterday…
rumor has it she was wearing underwear. also one kid, entourage of 10, halter top.
no word yet on medical care for those that came in contact.
Dec 15th, 2006
Val
Did she just go for a slash on the tree in the first pic.
It would explain the adjusting of clothing and wet spot on the skirt.
Dec 16th, 2006
abby
I love British-icisms, even when I don’t know what they mean. Does “go for a slash” mean “urinate,” or does it mean “make out with the dude with the hat from Guns’n Roses”?
Dec 16th, 2006
oshkoshb'strippersunion
I changed my mind, she looks like she just got gangbanged in the park. That’s the only way to be initiated into the South Side Kaballahs (SSK). All she needs now is a tattoo on her face and a meth addiction and she’ll be so awesome and cool.
Dec 16th, 2006
Monica
Britney has gone down hill. She dresses like she just picked whatever was in the laundry basket that didn’t smell too bad when she sniffed it. How awful she’s gone so down hill. Justin Timberlake is probably thanking his lucky stars he left that long ago.
Dec 17th, 2006
BORNPSYCHO
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU ARE FROM LOUISIANA, WE HAVE MUCH BETTER CLASS, AND STYLE THEN THAT. WHAT KIND OF IMAGE ARE YOU GOING FOR, WHAT EVER IT IS, YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE YOU WERE BEFORE YOU STARTED ALL THIS. YOU ARE TRASH AND FAR FROM WHAT THE REAL WOMEN OF LOUISIANA ARE, I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE YOUR KIDS TO YOUR PARENTS, GET SOME HELP AND GR0W UP. I AM NOT BASHING YOU I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. UNLIKE THE OTHERS IN HERE, IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY MOMMY AND WANT TO BE THAT YOU HAVE TO BE AN ADULT FIRST, AND THIS IS NOT IT. WHAT ARE YOUR KIDS GOING TO SAY WHEN THEY LOOK BACK AT ALL THIS… MAYBE YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN AND THINK ABOUT THAT… BEFORE YOU LOOSE YOUR KIDS BECAUSE OF ALL THIS….
Dec 28th, 2006
Chris
I think turtlenecks look very attractive on certain women, especially thin blonde women! For all the problems Brittany Spears is having she is still attractive (with her hair!)
Feb 25th, 2007
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