Christian Slater Looks Different
There’s something about a man getting plastic surgery that I find emasculatory. Maybe it’s just too damn close to wearing a girdle and giggling over nail polish for my roughneck dirty whore taste. Case in point: Christian Slater at the Dolce & Gabanna “Art of Elysium” event yesterday. This is what his forehead looked like a few years ago. And this. That up there is not the same forehead. Too bad, because back in the early nineties, I would have gladly had sex with Christian Slater. Like a-rabbit-on-crack and candle-wax-on-the-nipples kind of sex. Now I wouldn’t even hit it with a tire iron. We’d probably just watch “The Notebook” for the 347th time and take turns braiding each other’s hair over strawberry daquiris.
More Slater after the jump, including some shots from the premiere of “Rocky Balboa” yesterday.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
audrey
I have never really been a fan of his. He kind of reminds me of a perv, the way he talks and it always just creeped me out.
Dec 15th, 2006
Sorceressss
Maybe he just has a receeding hairline? Hmmmm
Dec 15th, 2006
sonya
I admit that I had a crush on Will Scarlet.
Dec 15th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby! Sooo, you like candle-wax-on-the-nipples type sex, eh??
Dec 15th, 2006
Vern
It looks like he Saran wrapped his forehead
Dec 15th, 2006
oshkoshb'lickmewhereipee
That evil clown sure is oily.
Dec 15th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Sorceresssss- That’s not a receding hair line, that fool was born with a five head………
Dec 15th, 2006
abby
You’d think a guy who’s willing to get plastic surgery would invest in some goddamn blotting papers already.
Dec 15th, 2006
que
looks like botox or something
Dec 15th, 2006
Plum
You are so funny! Thanks for the laughs.
Dec 16th, 2006
Monica
He was hot in the movie Heathers , but he looks like a greasy pervert in those pictures.
Dec 17th, 2006
Fleegle
He has a permastare. He scares me.
Dec 17th, 2006
frewtloop
I reckon thats a result of a receeding hairline and botox rather than surgery.
Dec 17th, 2006
Howard
He looks fantastic! I have always like him and thought he was incredibly sexy. Now he only looks better. I wish I knew who did his work
Jan 15th, 2007
Age Appropriate
I’ve just seen Christian on a morning chat show in England and I had to laugh at his frozen face. His forehead just does not move! He’s so obviously been botoxed and he’s got no expression left. Who does he think he is, Nicole Kidman?
;op
Oct 8th, 2007
Stephanie Page
This is my last and final post of the evening as I have been up all night blasting the hell out of any online magazine and newspaper review that have thwarted the perceptions of the public for this usually very highly qualified very sane actor…It’s Tom Cruise who has gone loopy and that’s without drugs?
Anyway…
Though I haste to admit that you have all made me laugh esp the guy that thinks drugs have mixed up CS’s bodily functions to make his other head (I wonder if THAT has changed size/shape too?) function on the end of his toe’s now…
I cannot complain though (A woman not complaining I hear you say?)as I myself or even when I am not myself and in character (God damned actors!) have a foot fetish but I haven’t yet poked them anywhere unusual? I just like mine to be tickled mainly but then I have not yet bedded Mr Slater???
Note:YET
Anyway the reason that maybe his head has got smaller IF it has is England rains a lot compared to the states and ANYONE in that change of climate has to adjust…?
It’s called evolution…
We once had webs on our hands and feet and lived in water…Christian is adjusting to his new life and his other future kids that me and him are going to have together will proabably have no need to wear hats as they may end up with just the eyes sitting carefully on the neck to which a good scarf wouldn’t go amiss…
*Knit one pearl one…Knit one pearl one…Knit one pearl…*
“Christian? What are you doing? EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Christian? What have you done?”
Christian realised his mistake of KNIT one PEARL one as he began scouring Stephanie’s hair with a nit comb and then took aim and fire at Stephanies neck with his…Huc Hum! Download…*
“I told you the pearl neclaces would come back into fashion”
*Stephanie opens up a new chain store alongside Jimmy Choo with the money that Christian has given her which he stole from the melon bird he was dating at the time*
What a waffle THAT was…Going to bed now…Wanna join me Christian?
http://www.toes.are.us.cum
Feb 18th, 2008
Fredo
Who gives a crap if a guy gets cosmetic surgery?
If he looks better, I’m all for it.
And, quite frankly, Mr. Slater is hot.
May 21st, 2008
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