Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Believe in Aliens
Jennifer Lopez’ newfound friendship with Tom Cruise has nothing to do with aliens and soul-sucking volcanoes. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Cruise and new wife Katie Holmes invited Lopez [and] her husband Marc Anthony… to their Italian wedding… In the past two weeks, Cruise and Holmes have socialised with Lopez and Anthony on at least three occasions. Despite the couples’ new friendships with the Cruises, their representatives insist Scientology isn’t their common interest. Lopez’s spokesperson says, “I have no knowledge of this, but I probably wouldn’t have a comment on it if I did.”
I think it’s almost worse to voluntarily befriend Tom Cruise. At least “learning about Scientology” was an acceptable excuse for hanging out with him. Tom’s like the smelly fat kid on the playground who’s always overly enthusiastic with the kickball and gets tripped a lot. You almost feel sorry for him. But not sorry enough to play with him. Especially when he insists on galavanting all over the talk show circuit, leaping off of furniture and calling people “glib.” That’s a kickball drop-kicked into your face for sure. Maybe a wedgie and a purple nurple, too. Jennifer Lopez may have just sealed the deal into permanant dork-dom.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
This is a win-win for us, J-ho will just suck the rest of fat Tom’s career into the vortex of her fat ass.
Dec 15th, 2006
abby
One time I got too close to Jennifer’s ass and had to cling to a lamp post to escape its gravitational pull. True story.
Dec 15th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
JLo IS the ass!
Dec 15th, 2006
nrrvus
Her husband looks like a used car salesman from Tijuana.
Dec 15th, 2006
sonya
Apparently she doesn’t believe in the Undead either, else she wouldn’t have married one.
Dec 15th, 2006
oshkoshb'lickmewhereipee
I heard somewhere that scientologists worship money and condemn medicine. And that they eat white Christian babies. And that their genitals are upside down. We should send them all to special camps where they can be cleansed.
Dec 15th, 2006
Sorceressss
Ha ha @ Sonya!!!!
Dec 15th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Scientology RULES>……………………..
Dec 15th, 2006
abby
Funny, a used car salesman in Tiajuana sold me a ’73 Pinto with a dead hooker in the trunk.
Dec 15th, 2006
Monica
Gosh I would just cry before I go to sleep every night if I had to sleep next to a man that looked like Vincent Price in the state he is in now. Dead!
Dec 17th, 2006
Lonny Taegel
Jennifer Lopez in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:
http://jennifer-lopez–sex.blogspot.com/?id=37551912&s=y
really hot and sexy video
Oct 5th, 2009
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