Dec 15, 200613

Quickies: Going to the Dogs

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Oliver Stone is a communist. (CelebSlam)

Natasha Lyonne turns herself in after threatening to molest a neighbor’s dog. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. (Seriously? OMG)

Is that a gun in Rosanna Walls pants, or is she just happy to see me? (The Bastardly)

Rosie O’Donnell’s first apology didn’t take. (Celebitchy)

Martha Stewart names her vibrators. (Spank Cheeks)

Will Smith’s winsome ways in “The Pursuit of Happyness” will melt your cold, sarcastic little hearts. (Pajiba)

Kate Hudson, nose picker. (Starfruit Gossip)

I swear, Lindsay Lohan gets uglier by the day. (Egotastic)

Kid Rock can’t get enough of Tommy Lee’s sloppy seconds. (Gabsmash)

Victoria’s Secret models groping themselves. (CityRag)

Christina Aguilera and some holiday camel toe. (Drunken Stepfather)

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Walrus Gumboot

    Ship Oliver Stone off to Gitmo!

    I like Will Smith. He was / is the “Fresh Prince” you know?

    Rosie O’Donnell’s first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth or seventh apology isn’t going to take with me! I despise her!

    Christina Aguilera and her camel toe make Wallys penis erect! :)

    Dec 15th, 2006

  2. abby

    I’m pretty sure that “camel toe” is a teeny-tiny pair of testicles. Because Xtina’s a tranny, you know. No doubt about it.

    Have a lovely weekend, Wally, you loyal bastard!

    Dec 15th, 2006

  3. BarbadoSlim

    Ha, cameltoe during christmas, she has to give me a handjob. After she showers, she looks greasy and sticky.

    Can she even wash that off?

    Dec 15th, 2006

  4. BarbadoSlim

    And on a Hohan related note, it just hit me that this retardo’s career is very similar to Liz Taylor’s, another overrated drugged out slut. They’re both gonna end up as flat bloated corpses.

    Dec 15th, 2006

  5. abby

    Yeah, she’s another one who’s gonna “look like W.C. Fields in ten years” (quote courtesy OshKoshb’lickmewhereipee).

    Dec 15th, 2006

  6. bionic bunny

    gumbo, what doesn’t??

    Dec 15th, 2006

  7. Walrus Gumboot

    Loyality is what it’s all about Abby. :twisted:

    Wallys penis thinking about bunny… makes for big splooge spot on monitor! :cool:

    Dec 15th, 2006

  8. oshkoshb'strippersunion

    Thanks for giving your references Abby. But next time, please do it in Works Cited format. Ex:

    Although Noam Chomsky’s theories are provocative, they don’t deride the implications of the media’s effect on renowned cocksucker, Lindsay Lohan, who will “look like W.C. Fields in ten years”(1).

    Works Cited

    (1) Koshb’lickmewhereipee, Osh. Comment – Social criticism, whores/aging youth. http://yeeeah.com. 12/14/06. (c)

    Dec 16th, 2006

  9. Showgrrrl

    Blohan looks like she’s doing that sharp inhale one does before they hawk a huge-assed loogie. You know, she’s probably even making that deep throat-snort and everything. She probably learned that move from Britney. That, and the whole Cowboy-Kleenex trick.
    Yar.

    Dec 17th, 2006

  10. Walrus Gumboot

    Hi Showgrrrl… how is the burlesque business?

    Dec 17th, 2006

  11. Showgrrrl

    Hey Wally!! Burlesque has been dandy… wrapped stuff up till the new year now – I even get to go and dance in Seattle!! Woooo!
    Have a merry Christmas, buddy!! xoxox

    Dec 17th, 2006

  12. Walrus Gumboot

    Happy Holidays to you too Showgrrrl…

    Congrats on Seattle dance gig!!

    Twirl them tassles!! :)

    Dec 17th, 2006

  13. Manita

    Oliver Stone is a communist,what was he thinking?

    Check this one when you can

    http://www.spreadit.org/

    Dec 18th, 2006

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