Aaron Carter is a Douche
“House of Carters” star and douchebag extraordinaire Aaron Carter has totally and completely committed himself to a serious relationship with 18 year-old singer Kaci Brown. Sorry, ladies. Aaron tells People magazine:
“Now I’m in a great relationship. I’ve only known [Kaci] for, like, seven days, but I have a connection with her that’s like nothing else I’ve ever experienced. It’s really amazing.”
Asked what Brown gave him for his [birthday], Carter replied: “She got me love.”
I would have probably given him a punch in the throat for his birthday. At least a nasal passage full of mace for saying something as gay as “she got me love.” You probably remember this tool from his public marriage proposal (just three short months ago) to Playmate Kari Ann Peniche, who he’d only been dating for several days. Their engagement was promptly called off six days later, probably when she realized “Goldenrod” up there was pretty much a useless faggot with an ego complex. And that he’s related to a fucking Backstreet Boy. It just doesn’t get any gayer than that.
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Walrus Gumboot
Hey, he’s a lover not a fighter.
I would still throughly enjoy kicking him in the spleen however!
Dec 19th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
For some reason the Abb-ster couldn’t supply us with a link to a Kaci Brown photo?
I’ll do it for her.
http://www.kacibrown.com/gallery/galleryviewer.aspx?gid=15&pid=604&fid=603
Dec 19th, 2006
abby
Why aren’t there boobies in that picture, Wally?
Dec 19th, 2006
Zanna
Abby, just be glad he’s not linking any other sites. I’ve seen what he’s capable of. I’m still reeling from yesterday.
Dec 19th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, there are no boobie pictures because she’s a ‘nice’ girl. You didn’t think Aaron Carter would date a slut?
Zanna - “I’ll get you my pretty!”
Dec 19th, 2006
christine
Aaaron Carter was never a Backstreet Boy - that’s his older brother, Nick.
Dec 19th, 2006
abby
Duly noted. I’m not that up on my “Backstreet” history. And I refused to type it in a search engine. Thanks.
Dec 19th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Is he playing “Shaggy” in the new Scobby Doo movie?
“I refused to type it in a search engine. “…….LOL………..
Dec 19th, 2006
audrey
I cannot believe there is a girl on the planet who would want to be seen with this loser. Guess we can rule out the genius factor with her. I give it a month, and he will be bad mouthing her all over the internet.
Dec 19th, 2006
sonya
Oh gosh, that whole sentence,”I’ve only known her for seven days, but we have this amazing connection” is making my stomach involuntarily contract.
Dec 19th, 2006
oshkoshb'luftwaffe
I heard that if you look up “Backstreet Boys” on Google the government will put you on a list of people that the FBI will have a wizard cast a spell on so that every 3 hours you will randomly smell shit, no matter where you are or what you are doing. That’s right. Wizards, fool.
Dec 19th, 2006
Butch
What a shitstain. God I want to eff him hard.
Dec 19th, 2006
Sonya
WTF is up with his hair color too? Did he take a picture of Betsy Wetsy to the salon and say, “Here, I want my hair to look just like this”?
Dec 19th, 2006
Austin
Jesus, why can’t this little turd fucking OD on something so we can move on to other stuff like bagging on Fed-Ex?
Dec 20th, 2006
chestney
i dont like any of aarons girlfriends and i dont think i eve will WTF she got me love, wut is that suposed to mean, i bet he would have said that if kari an wutever her last name is came to his party if they were still going out, and i was watching him on tyra banks she asked him out of every gf he has had who is he most in locve with? he said hilary,and why, becuz she was his first love, well i bet he wont say that now!, i love the boy and i would never call him a liar or anything mean, but he said wen he turns 19 he gonna change alot of thing like him self , well i have not seen a change, i think his only deffinition of love is HAVING SEX WITH GAY KACI BROWN ALL NITE LONG!!!!!!!!!!!! i can t wait to see thet day they break up i am so gonna have a party!!!!!!!!!!
anyone who likes aaron carter can add me at myspace.com/aaroncartersexyguy, please send me a message b4 adding me so i dont have to ask y did u add me kk
Jun 5th, 2007
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