Christina Aguilera Has the Christmas Spirit
Ah, the holidays. The time of year when it’s perfectly acceptable to get pants-pissing falling-down drunk. And the time of year when it’s okay to have sex with a coworker in the supply closet at the office Christmas party, and then end up in a Motel Six at four in the morning doing blow with a transvestite hooker. No doubt about it; Christmas is definitely my favorite time of year. And possibly Christina Aguilera’s too, from the looks of these photographs. I recognize that expression on her face — it’s the pre-puke the-world-is-spinning make-it-all-stop face. How do I know that? Because I’m looking in a mirror, asswipe.
UPDATE: Several readers have alerted me to the fact that these pictures were not taken yesterday, as erroniously reported, but in fact are from earlier in the year. But when they were taken isn’t really important. What’s important here is that the spirit of Christmas live within our hearts. That spirit should transcend the boundaries of physical time, no matter what “month” it happens to be. Besides, she’s still visibily plastered, and that’s pretty awesome in and of itself. Humiliating her again is what Jesus would have wanted for his birthday.
More “holiday spirit” after the jump.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, I love it when you call me asswipe… It makes me feel loved!
P.S. She has a halfway decent ‘dumper’!
Dec 19th, 2006
Dragulf
Xtina still gets my little tree growing!
Dec 19th, 2006
abby
Well, I do love you guys, you know.
Perhaps Xtina recently mopped a floor with her hair? Jesus Christ, that ‘do is awful.
Dec 19th, 2006
Zanna
No one ever helps me out when I get drunk. I always wake up hearing a nice soothing sound of a bubbling brook. then I open my eyes and my head is laying on the gutter.
Dec 19th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Is it just me, or are her tits getting bigger with every picture?
Dec 19th, 2006
Gossip
I don’t want to break it to you but there pictures are really old, from an old story that happened in march.
Dec 19th, 2006
oshkoshb'luftwaffe
I want her and Marilyn Manson to make a baby. I’m pretty sure that baby would trigger some kind of apocalyptic chaos sponsored by Hot Topic.
Dec 19th, 2006
abby
That’s not what the tags said.
Dec 19th, 2006
Reina
REALLY old pics.. I saw them like almost a year ago.
Dec 19th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Tranvestite hookers and coke are great as party starters but it doesn’t start really rolling for me until there’s some sort of midgetry involved
Dec 19th, 2006
nrrvus
What a rack! All she need’s is a pearl necklace to go with them!
Dec 19th, 2006
Butch
Could this bitches tits be any lower? I mean those are some low hanging fruit.
Dec 19th, 2006
Me
I dont know if she really looks trashed in this pic. She kinda looks like she’s just getting out of a car.
Dec 19th, 2006
smegma
These aren’t the same pics. Her outfit is similiar but these are new. Check the superficial archives.
Dec 19th, 2006
Stephanie
Doesn’t look trashed to me. But what does it matter if it was months age? Why not post it now?
Dec 20th, 2006
chloe
saggy tits lmfao
and whats with the curtain top combo
Aug 31st, 2007
CandyShopGirl
Hi all!!
What do you think about Tokio Hotel? >:)
Oct 8th, 2007
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