Kimberly Stewart Works Firecrotch’s Leftovers
Paris Hilton threw an extravagent Christmas party Monday night, of course with plenty of useless celebutards in attendance. Among the invited: uggo Kimberly Stewart, who had a bit of fun with Lindsay Lohan ex Harry Morton. Perez Hilton reveals:
Stewart danced very seductively for Morton on Paris’ stripper pole in the disco room - complete with mirror balls. And, then she took off! Kim landed on Harry’s lap and began grinding up on him, making out with the Hard Rock heir in front of all partygoers, and giving him a top-notch lapdance.
The image of one Kimberly Stewart leaping off a stage and landing on your lap is the stuff nightmares are made of. That just doesn’t sound sexy. It sounds like a unsolicited attack from an otherworld demon. Kimberly totally reminds me of that evil tooth fairy in “Darkness Falls” — I’d have fully expected her to put Harry in a headlock and pull out his teeth with a pair of rusty pliers. A lap dance from her sounds like it’d be just as much fun.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Has anyone ever seen Rod Stewart in the same room with this so called “kimberly”?
Dec 20th, 2006
RichPort
I agree. This story reminds me of that scene in Constantine with the mirror, only that demon was easier on the eyes. I wonder if daddy ever sits her on his lap and tells the story of how he had to get his stomached pumped after blowing the whole rugby team? At least she’ll have something to aspire to.
Dec 20th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
I’d fuck her. Plain and simple!
Dec 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stripper poles… Disco rooms… Mirrored balls?
What is this… the late 70’s???
Dec 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I would NOT, I repeat NOT, give her a “dick in a box” for Christmas………
Dec 20th, 2006
Dragulf
Yes, you would Stallion! I know I try to get my moneys worth! What? She’s free? Since when? Bitch Always makes me pay!
Dec 20th, 2006
abby
I’m pretty sure she accepts Visa and children’s teeth.
Dec 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
“Children’s teeth”! That’s funny Abby.
Dec 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Dragulf- It’s only a quarter, I’ll spot you. I’ll even throw in some Nyquil…………
Dec 20th, 2006
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