Quickies: Web of Lies
Petra Nemcova goes blonde. (CelebSlam)
You’ll love “Charlotte’s Web,” not for Julia Roberts’ Charlotte, but for the sui generis phenomenon that is Dakota Fanning. (Pajiba)
Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson are still doin’ it. (A Socialite’s Life)
Jesus thinks he’s better than me. And also, Lindsay Lohan likes pretzels because she’s fat. Genius, I tell you! (Drunken Stepfather)
Pierce Brosnan is a fucking hobo. (MollyGood)
The hot Pussycat Doll. I said “hot,” not “talented.” (Popoholic)
For $69.95, you, too, can smell like a Hollywood celebrity! Of course, you could just blend a good coked-up-sweat with a splash of vodka and a little semen and smell like that for free… but no fancy bottle. (BWE)
Jessica Simpson talks fake boobies. (CelebNewsWire)
A guilded Nelly Furtado in Vanity Fair. (PopBytes)
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Ha! hot pussycat doll, I guess, If you like men. These “women” all look like sweaty stinky dudes, major sausage fest.
Dec 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Jessica Simpson should just go 42DDD and become a porno star?
So what is “Drunken Stepfathers” beef?
Dec 20th, 2006
abby
I don’t know. Apparently Jesus hates me. Or loves me, ’cause he linked me twice last week. Who knows?
P.S. I agree with Barbado on the Dolls. She kinda looked like a more butch Naomi Campbell.
Dec 20th, 2006
exclusive gossip
With a lil hair dye and a shave, he’s still gonna be hot.
I’d bang him. I would just close my eyes.
Dec 20th, 2006
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