Dec 20, 2006
Rihanna Gives Sick Kids Boners for Christmas
Rihanna’s not all hot pants and stripshows, people. The cranially-endowed singer took time out from her busy tour schedule to visit the pediatric wing of St. Vincent’s Hospital yesterday. I’m not sure if her magnificent ass actually has the power to heal or not, but I’m sure its presence alone sent some types of cancer into remission. And it also probably breathed life into the genitals of the sick little boys forced to spend Christmas in a fucking hospital. I think that’s what you call “good will toward men.”
More Rihanna spirit of the season after the jump.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Where she is “cranially-endowed”… I am “follically challenged”!
That’s the difference between men and women as for as forheads go.
Dec 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
forEheads
Dec 20th, 2006
abby
I think you mean “FIVEhead.”
Dec 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’ve got like an “EIGHThead”?
But don’t tell anybody.
Dec 20th, 2006
RichPort
I’d love to say hello to her kitty… then when she begged me to call her back I’d show her as much feigned interest as she’s showed these kids. I hope they didn’t play her music there… I mean, aren’t they suffering enough?
Dec 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
That bitch stills owes me a quarter!! Someone said it would be cool to bounce quarters off her ass. So I tried it. Funny thing though, I went to bounce it, and it got sucked in. Then she refused to give it back. Fuck it, I gave her the ATM and felt a little better about the situation……..
Dec 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Oh, I forgot to ask. Who is the little hippie boy in the Grateful Dead shirt? What’s up with the gloves? I think she may have just got done giving the chink a colonoscopy…………..
Dec 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stallion - The “ATM”… “Automated-Teller Machine”???
Dec 20th, 2006
Zanna
Wally is bald?
Dec 20th, 2006
abby
As bald as Lohan’s beaver.
Dec 20th, 2006
RichPort
Does that make Wally a firescalp?
Dec 20th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Shit that forehead goes on forever, if you strip her down to the bare basics you’d be left with a forehead and a pair ‘o panties, that’s it.
Dec 20th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Walrus— ‘Ass To Mouth’……………
Dec 20th, 2006
Zanna
Rich..I think you just created Wally a new monicker!
I’ll leave it firescalp to provide us with a dictionary.com link to monicker.
Dec 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Zanna:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/slut
Dec 20th, 2006
RichPort
I just realized that kid in the tiedye has on latex gloves… is Rihanna contagious or is she planning on letting the kid give her a gynecological exam?
Zanna, that’s about as funny as an Asian kid in a plastic shopping bag!
Dec 20th, 2006
abby
“Forehead and a pair o’ panties” — LOL
Dec 20th, 2006
Jasper the Messiah
can u’all step out of the gutter for half-a-day, and let her goodwill and charitable contribution to St. V. speak for itself. When was the last time u visited a cancer wing, for God’s sake? Oh…I forgot…it’s all about you. F’ the random people that this disease strikes, right?
Dec 21st, 2006
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