The Donald and O’Donnell Face Off
Rosie O’Donnell started a war of words with media pimp Donald Trump on The View yesterday morning. People magazine reports:
[Rosie said] “[Donald] left the first wife – had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend.” [She] impersonated Trump by deepening her voice and flipping her hair to one side. After repeatedly saying she “didn’t enjoy him,” Rosie discussed Trump’s finances – saying he went bankrupt, which Trump denies – and likened him to the “snake-oil salesman on Little House On The Prairie. This is not a self-made man.”
And The Donald’s response?
“I think she’s just terrible. You can’t make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I’ll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it’ll be fun. Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.”
Ah, the “fat loser” card. The moral high road. Donald Trump just effectively out-douched the most unlikeable woman on television in one fell swoop. If you’d have told me a week ago that I’d be siding with Rosie O’Donnell in a media face-off, I’d probably have tossed my bourbon and coke in your face and spit on you before making the sign of the cross. But Donald Trump just upped the anty with this sleazy, hackneyed public display. You can’t sue someone for making fun of you, dummy. Trust me. Otherwise, I’d be fucking broke.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
Abby, I feel the same way. It’s like the time I said I’d never be attracted to that guy at the circus and now look, he’s in the kitchen making me breakfast. But I saw the Rosie thing yesterday and I have to tell you, it was hysterical. She threw her hair back and make it look like Donald’s. I’m dying for it to hit youtube but I haven’t been able to find it yet.
Dec 21st, 2006
Classy Ron
Rosie O’Donnell is the worst thing on the planet. I hate Donald Trump more than almost any other mammal I have ever even read about, and I would side with him on this one. She makes everything anyone says into some slight against gays, yet she thinks that she has free reign to bigot-it-up whenever she wants. I wish that the fine people of Southern California would find her sleeping on the beach and try to blow her up with dynamite… get it? I likened her to a whale, because she is fat and they tried to blow-up a whale in the 70’s. She is a big fat whale… funny stuff. Hey, Uncle Donald, I made a funny just like you. Awesome.
Dec 21st, 2006
Zanna
They blow up whales with dynomite?
Dec 21st, 2006
RichPort
These two lecturing us on morals and decorum is like Paris Hilton lecturing on chastity. In the three way battle between, Trump, Rosie, and death, I’d have to side with the Reaper.
Dec 21st, 2006
abby
Donald’s got a few spare chins himself, so he might want to ease up on the fatty card. I can call people fat because I’m svelte like a fox. It cancels out. And also, because I keep a stash of dynamite for blowing up whales and fat celebrities just in case.
Dec 21st, 2006
m
I agree with Ron, she thinks she can make fun of everybody else but nobody can make fun of her.
Dec 21st, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Ha, my money is on the bulldyke, she’ll ram that stupid rug down his piehole and out his ass with an iron fist.
Dec 21st, 2006
sonya
Um, when did The Don become the “moral compass for 20-year olds in America”?
Dec 21st, 2006
nrrvus
If she fell asleep on the beach someone would just roll her back in,……… or throw a harpoon in her.
fat carpet munching whore ( not that there’s any wrong with carpet munching, but I get a very bad visual with her ) not exactly sapphic erotica if you know what I mean.
Dec 21st, 2006
Matt Murdock
Donald has been bankrupt not once, but twice. Oh, wait, he bankrupts his companies after paying himself elaborately. Trump owns the Miss USA pageant and was the decision maker on whether Tara Connor would lose her crown over the latest public displays. That is why Rosie was saying he is the moral compass. I don’t like Rosie, but nice to see someone take that @sshole down a little.
Dec 21st, 2006
Italian Stallion
That’s a scary Christmas card photo……..
Dec 21st, 2006
Butch
Someone needs to stick an apple in this lezbo’s mouth and roast her until her skin gets all crackly. As far as the Don, he ruins every hot woman he touches by knocking her up and turning her into a fat bloated baby oven.
Dec 21st, 2006
viewtop
Rosie just said what a lot of us have been thinking!!
Nobody ever dares speaking against the “ratings king”…he had it coming.
Dec 21st, 2006
sonya
And after you roast Rosie, don’t forget to save the cracklings to use in those biscuits that Ma Ingalls makes. And I call dibs on her tail–all brown and crispy, the meat practically falls off!
Ahh, life in the Big Woods.
Dec 21st, 2006
Linda
while Rosie is a Darlin of mine, she is too aggressive for the gay community (where i belong). We are looking for acceptance not confrontation!
Dec 22nd, 2006
audrey
Donald just doesn’t like to hear the truth. Egomaniac that he is when someone says something he doesn’t want to hear, he acts like a three year old who needs a nap. I think I understand why he made those rather nasty comments about Angelina Jolie on Larry King. He went after her, and she turned his ass down…so now she is ugly.
Dec 22nd, 2006
kurt
That fuckin beached whale is a menace to society and everthing alive under 300 pounds
Jan 8th, 2007
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