Britney Barfs in Public

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With all the partying she’s done this month, you’d think Britney Spears would have learned how to handle her liquor. Apparently not. Faded Youth reports:

Alcohol had a Toxic effect on Brit at the popular Hollywood club Les Deux, for after downing drinks till about 2 AM, she puked all over the place… the former Princess of Pop also made such a mess that no one wanted to clean it up… [The] singer’s handlers then “ordered some pasta” because “they didn’t want her getting alcohol poisoning.”

The wait staff at Les Deux is stupid. Any forward-thinking server would’ve grabbed a baggie and scraped vomit inside to sell later on Ebay. Hell, if you can sell part of her half-eaten chicken sandwich and K-Fed’s used sneakers online, I don’t see why a bag of celebrity puke wouldn’t make you a mint. That’s why I don’t mind working as a janitor at Hyde. Besides the occasional bump offered me by drunken Miss USA contenders, I get first dibs on used celebrity sanitary napkins and tampons and such. That’s gonna be “blood” money, baby — pads are ripe with celebrity DNA. I’ve amassed quite a collection now. One day I’m going to be a millionaire, and I’ll do coke whenever I want and ignore people like you.

More of Britney looking like hell after the jump.

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33 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. She looks so fug in that last pic,what the hell happened to this chick? i just dropped pics of her when she was hot and the difference is goddamn staggering.

    http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Hahahaha fiirst class all the way…

  3. They could have least got the throw up off her face before taking the shot. Wait, that is her face you say? What?

  4. abby

    She’s got a complexion that rivals an elephant’s skin. You usually only see that much “texture” on hobos and people with heroin addictions. Only they’re not so fat, of course.

  5. sonya

    She looks like Sara Connor from T-2 in that last picture.

  6. So I went to buy Paris Hilton perfume for my mom, don’t ask, and I decided to video tape a few questions I had for the clerk. The video is on one of my favorite blogs SpankCheeks…….

    If you would like to see it, go here, and it is safe for work…….

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  7. BarbadoSlim

    Eeeewwwwww, I just tried to imagine what cheeto and menthol cigarette vomit puke would smell like. YUCK!

    OMG I just grossed myself out…OH GOD…… BLARAAAARGH….MEDIC!… BLEEEARGH…

  8. BarbadoSlim

    And yes, I meant to write “vomit puke”

  9. ruti

    the first few pix, which are also full of vomit, are from two days ago. the pix in the plaid coat are from the puke fest last night…

    Brit Brit is puking an awful lot…maybe she should be hanging with Nicole…

  10. spatz

    you could tell me that she pulled her pants down and took a shit in the middle of some bar and i wouldnt be surprised in the least.

  11. Cheeky Monkey

    I guess that explains what’s stuck to the front of her dress… EWWWWWWW…

  12. NotOkay

    I hope she’s not breastfeeding. Her 2 month old may already be a lush!

  13. Gregorio

    It sure is depressing watching the total destruction of a “once upon a time there was this talented young girl named Britney!” I have had my moments of embarassing incidents, but I am 54-I doubt Britney will see 54! Someone get this girl to Rehab and while you are at it give her a three hour bath and I mean a bath (inside and out).Gregorio

  14. She looks like she has a fucking gotee. This girl needs to get her ish together.

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  15. Mrs. Fiesty

    “[T]alented youn girl named Britney,” talented? Gregorio, I think you’re reaching a bit, don’t you? We all know the girl could dance a little, but let’s face it, that girl singing sounded like a small cat being murdered slowly at best. I’m so glad she’s flushing what’s left of her washed-up career down the drain. I never could figure out what was so great about her in the first place (and no, I’m not a hater, I just believe in giving credit where credit’s due). Britney, do us all a favor and just move back to Louisiana and live quietly ever after, no one cares about you anymore, you’re just a big joke (well as long as we’re being honest, you’ve been a joke ever since you married that ass-hat, but I guess he’s not so bad…I mean it looks like he has a bit more classy that the so-call “pop-princess”). Ha!

  16. Big Picture

    Britney - Go to Rehab! Do not pass Go!

  17. Ruby Jackson

    Has she forgotten she has kids at home?

  18. Emily

    Did no one notice her blossoming mustache i the second pic? Guhhh.

  19. petemclochness

    With that stache Brit would fit in really well as a member of the recently deposed Baath party. Nothing says comeback like puking in public.

  20. She really, really looks very bad. Oh Britney I remember when you used to look hot and every guy smacked his meat watching your videos. Now they think of you when they want to last longer.

    Britney should disappear for a while.

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  21. Em

    Aw well at least she makes me feel good about my own fat-ass self

  22. Geeze Britney do us a favour and drink some “light” champagne..you’re getting fatter by the minute..

  23. Oh BTW, come and check out Scarlett Johansson in Stiletto’s:

    http://www.sujet.co.uk/2006/12/25/best-of-scarlett-johansson-part-one/

  24. Carlito

    Britney was bag-wacking material a couple of years ago, now she might not be classy enough for beastiality porn. Can you even find nose plugs for a horse? I sumbit that you cannot.

  25. Kim

    Britney needs to go as far away as possible (after a re-hab stint) take her boys, and leave everyone else behind with no fowarding address. No momma, agent, publicist, ex-hubbies,photographers, phony friends,etc and get herself together.

    Maybe after a few years, she can make her return if she chooses to do so. Britney, think self preservation, we all have it in us.
    You have enough money that you’ll never have to work a day in your life again. Take care of your precious babies!

  26. Goodgod- Go home.

    You know, she is starting to look a whole lot like Courtney Love - epsecially in that last pic.

    Here are Angelina and Madonna looking to ADOPT babies, and Britsh.. is looking to get hers adopted out. Perhaps they could do a swap, who on earth is looking after them?

    What a tragic.

  27. sandi

    ok,we heard the BIG hype!!!! where are all the good pics at????? i gave up searching after like 20 mins. nobody has the ACTUAL pics…..someone gimme a good site

  28. agent

    Finding your websight was like finding a needle in a haystack.

  29. emy

    britny she is so freak wht is wrong with her she become a stupid singer i have ever seen in ma life

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