Lindsay Lohan, World’s Ugliest Stripper
Here’s a couple of pictures of Lindsay Lohan leaving the set of her new movie “I Know Who Killed Me,” which, in case you didn’t know, is a biopic about a topless dancer. Yes. Now take a good look and tell me if you’d want to stuff a dollar into the g-string of someone as disgustingly unattractive as Lindsay here. There was this stripper down at Ken’s Gold Club who only charged half-price for a lapdance because she had a lazy eye and the DT’s, but she was still hotter than Lindsay. Even with the third nipple and inverted outer labia. Lindsay can’t even walk without falling down and breaking something every few weeks, so I’m sure she looks completely natural and effortless swinging around a fucking pole in platform heels. Worst. Casting. Ever.
More pasty Lohan after the jump.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
petemclochness
I promised myself I wouldn’t do the “first” thing If I was ever first. Fortunately for lindsay the dim brothel lighting should hide most of her freckles.
Dec 22nd, 2006
Zanna
There is no such thing as dim brothel lighting when you are illuminated by the firecrotch. It burns bright.
Dec 22nd, 2006
petemclochness
I forgot that her crotch burns as bright as a thousand suns. I didn’t know pubic lice could survive in such a harsh environment.
Dec 22nd, 2006
petemclochness
By the way Abby, I just want you to know what an important service you provide for the sailors on board the USS Eisenhower. There is no better morale booster than a Brittany Spears upskirt photo, or a pasty, hagged out Lohan. You are a credit to the Great Satan. Keep up the good work.
Dec 22nd, 2006
RichPort
This is just an example of art imitating life… this is no different from what she does at any club full of B and C list celebs, so the acting will likely appear unforced. Of course, I wouldn’t fuck her with Ron Jeremy’s dick, but that’s just me.
Dec 22nd, 2006
Italian Stallion
I wouldn’t fuck her with RichPorts dick either………..
Dec 22nd, 2006
BarbadoSlim
If that was the only stripper left in the world I’d rather stay at home the mm err…wife *shudders*
Dec 22nd, 2006
abby
I am proud to serve as the patron saint of the Great Satan. Infidels RULE!!!
Dec 22nd, 2006
sonya
Steve Irwin voiceover:
“Here we see the firecrotch in its natural environment…this one’s a particularly smelly specimen. You would NOT want to meet this sheila in a darkened stripclub! The firecrotch has been known to melt the very legs off any unsuspecting male that she manages to mount to perform its mating ritual, called the lapdance…”
Dec 22nd, 2006
abby
“This sheila”… LOL!
Dec 22nd, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Nice one Sonya, you forgot to add “mate” in between the sentences.
Dec 22nd, 2006
Gossip
She really looks ugly. What the heck is she wearing? Where did she find it? Also looks like she hasn’t showered for a week or so. Kids can you say slut?
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Dec 24th, 2006
sascha
And wearing UGGS on top of it!Hahaha! PUB= Pale Ugly Bitch
Dec 27th, 2006
Goliano
Her dress didn’t blow up high enough.
Dec 27th, 2006
BORNPSYCHO
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU PEOPLE CAN GET ON HERE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW. I AM NOT MUCH OF A FAN NOW DAYS AS SHE GOT OLDER BECAUSE OF THE PARTY LIFE SHE HAS, BUT THIS HOT CROTCH CRAP, IS B.S. SHE TURNED DOWN A GUY AND IT PISSED HIM OFF AND HE STARTED RUMORS ABOUT IT, AND HE HAD TO TURN TO 2ND BEST, THE 1ST CLASS SLUT PARIS. HE COULDN’T PROVE THAT THE RUMOR WAS A TRUE ONE, AND ADMITTED THAT IT WAS BS LATER ON AFTER HE WAS AWAY FROM PARIS. LIKE HIGH SCHOOL WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO FIT IN NO MATTER WHO IT HURTS. LIKE YOU PEOPLE IN HERE DON’T HATE CONGRATULATE, SHE IS WHERE YOU ARE NOT, SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH, BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, NO ONE IS ALWAYS CAMERA READY, ESPECIALLY AFTER WORKING ALL THE TIME, GETTING ON AND OFF SETS AND ALWAYS HAVING PEOPLE IN YOUR FACE, HARDLY SLEEPING, AND ALWAYS ON THE GO. WOULD YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS AFTER ALL OF THIS, AND ON TOP OF IT ALL THIS TOO, BECAUSE SHE TOOK UP FOR HERSELF NOT TO BE USED…. WHAT IS SAD IS THAT IF SHE DID GO OUT WITH HIM YOU WOULD CALL HER A SLUT FOR BEING WITH ALL THESE GUYS, AND WHAT EVER ELSE. THEN AGAIN THE WAY I SEE IT, THE MORE YOU TALK ABOUT HER, THE MORE YOU REVOLVE YOUR LIFE AROUND HER, SO TELL ME WHO IS THE TRASH NOW, NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT?…GET A LIFE!!!!!!
Dec 28th, 2006
di
…”get a life!!!!!!” says the one yelling at people on the internet about a celebrity it doesn’t know about either. -sigh-
Jan 3rd, 2007
LOL
OMG SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt
Jan 11th, 2007
Bite Me Bitch
This has to be the sorriest excuse for a stripper. Hot .NOT. Please give me more of Jess Biel any day!!!!
Apr 7th, 2007
coojo
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU PEOPLE CAN GET ON HERE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW. I AM NOT MUCH OF A FAN NOW DAYS AS SHE GOT OLDER BECAUSE OF THE PARTY LIFE SHE HAS, BUT THIS HOT CROTCH CRAP, IS B.S. SHE TURNED DOWN A GUY AND IT PISSED HIM OFF AND HE STARTED RUMORS ABOUT IT, AND HE HAD TO TURN TO 2ND BEST, THE 1ST CLASS SLUT PARIS. HE COULDN’T PROVE THAT THE RUMOR WAS A TRUE ONE, AND ADMITTED THAT IT WAS BS LATER ON AFTER HE WAS AWAY FROM PARIS. LIKE HIGH SCHOOL WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO FIT IN NO MATTER WHO IT HURTS. LIKE YOU PEOPLE IN HERE DON’T HATE CONGRATULATE, SHE IS WHERE YOU ARE NOT, SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH, BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, NO ONE IS ALWAYS CAMERA READY, ESPECIALLY AFTER WORKING ALL THE TIME, GETTING ON AND OFF SETS AND ALWAYS HAVING PEOPLE IN YOUR FACE, HARDLY SLEEPING, AND ALWAYS ON THE GO. WOULD YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS AFTER ALL OF THIS, AND ON TOP OF IT ALL THIS TOO, BECAUSE SHE TOOK UP FOR HERSELF NOT TO BE USED…. WHAT IS SAD IS THAT IF SHE DID GO OUT WITH HIM YOU WOULD CALL HER A SLUT FOR BEING WITH ALL THESE GUYS, AND WHAT EVER ELSE. THEN AGAIN THE WAY I SEE IT, THE MORE YOU TALK ABOUT HER, THE MORE YOU REVOLVE YOUR LIFE AROUND HER, SO TELL ME WHO IS THE TRASH NOW, NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT?…GET A LIFE!!!!!!
Jul 6th, 2007
coojo
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU PEOPLE CAN GET ON HERE AND TALK SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW. I AM NOT MUCH OF A FAN NOW DAYS AS SHE GOT OLDER BECAUSE OF THE PARTY LIFE SHE HAS, BUT THIS HOT CROTCH CRAP, IS B.S. SHE TURNED DOWN A GUY AND IT PISSED HIM OFF AND HE STARTED RUMORS ABOUT IT, AND HE HAD TO TURN TO 2ND BEST, THE 1ST CLASS SLUT PARIS. HE COULDN’T PROVE THAT THE RUMOR WAS A TRUE ONE, AND ADMITTED THAT IT WAS BS LATER ON AFTER HE WAS AWAY FROM PARIS. LIKE HIGH SCHOOL WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO FIT IN NO MATTER WHO IT HURTS. LIKE YOU PEOPLE IN HERE DON’T HATE CONGRATULATE, SHE IS WHERE YOU ARE NOT, SHE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE MUCH, BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, NO ONE IS ALWAYS CAMERA READY, ESPECIALLY AFTER WORKING ALL THE TIME, GETTING ON AND OFF SETS AND ALWAYS HAVING PEOPLE IN YOUR FACE, HARDLY SLEEPING, AND ALWAYS ON THE GO. WOULD YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS AFTER ALL OF THIS, AND ON TOP OF IT ALL THIS TOO, BECAUSE SHE TOOK UP FOR HERSELF NOT TO BE USED…. WHAT IS SAD IS THAT IF SHE DID GO OUT WITH HIM YOU WOULD CALL HER A SLUT FOR BEING WITH ALL THESE GUYS, AND WHAT EVER ELSE. THEN AGAIN THE WAY I SEE IT, THE MORE YOU TALK ABOUT HER, THE MORE YOU REVOLVE YOUR LIFE AROUND HER, SO TELL ME WHO IS THE TRASH NOW, NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT?…GET A LIFE!!!!!!g
Jul 6th, 2007
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