Keith Urban’s Mistress Speaks Out
Part-time Nashville model Amanda Wyatt has admitted to a year-long affair in 2005 with country crooner Keith Urban, the same year that Urban was supposedly engaged to Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman. Wyatt also alleges that Urban was perpetually fucked up on drugs and drunk throughout their year-long fling together. London’s Daily Mail reports,
Amanda Wyatt, a 23-year-old part-time model and self-professed “nobody”… revealed that Urban was unfaithful to his superstar wife throughout their courtship and engagement. But even more disturbing, perhaps, than Urban’s sexual infidelity to Nicole Kidman was Amanda’s insistence that Urban was constantly drunk and a heavy drug user throughout their long affair.
[Wyatt said], ”He drank constantly; his favourite was Crown Royal Reserve whisky. And he did drugs: Ecstasy, cocaine, pot - you name it… Looking back, I rarely saw him sober. He’d work during the day but the bourbon would be flowing and at night he’d take Ecstasy and coke. When we made love, he never used protection.”
Maybe we should cut Keith a break. I mean, the bourbon often “flows” for me at night, too. And I very well may be doing Ecstasy and blow, but being drunk makes it hard to remember. Like this morning, for example. I woke up at 4 a.m. on the Jersey Shore without my shoes and with some pretty stout rugburn on my face and hands. And I discovered an eight-inch suture wound on my lower back when I tried to sit up to puke. That scar probably means I was in another knife fight. Or else I sold on of my kidneys. Again. Damn those seductive Bourbon rivers! Damn them to hell.
Further proof of Keith’s douchiness after the jump. You’ll note that Ms. Wyatt ain’t exactly what we in Tennessee call a “looker.” And I have photographic evidence that Keith Urban is friends with Carrot Top. Carrot Top, people! You just don’t get any douchier than that.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
“Wyatt also alleges that Urban was perpetually fucked up on drugs and drunk” She also alleges that the earth is round, the sun is hot, Tom Cruise is a homo and Iraq has weapons of mass destruction…wait…
Dec 27th, 2006
leash
Wait…is Carrot top a woman???
He looks like he could be Rosie O’Donnel’s lover in that pic.
Dec 27th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
How is a man to be held responsible for what he does when he’s all jacked up on booze and drugs?
Dec 27th, 2006
abby
Carrot Top is the devil. You can tell, because his human form isn’t quite right. Especially in the face.
Dec 27th, 2006
Italian Stallion
They’re both fags……..
Dec 27th, 2006
Carla
Keith is not gay. He is known in Nashville as a womanizer. This story seems to back up that fact.
Dec 27th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Sorry Carla, I was just kidding anyway! Now go get Norm a beer, bitch………
Dec 27th, 2006
Rosie
Any woman that stays with a man who has been with that should have her head examined. Sorry but ick!
Dec 27th, 2006
nrrvus
I think she’s telling the truth, he’s a fall down f#*%k ass wipe. I give it 1 year, by the way slut tard looks like a better catcher than Nicole, not very exciting that Nicole, unless you put a bag over her head than her bank book on top of her bag…………..
Dec 27th, 2006
Austin
“Urban was constantly drunk and a heavy drug user throughout their long affair.”
Show of hands… how many drunks and heavy drug users do you know can actually maintain an erection? Sounds like Keef spent more of his time popping, snorting and smoking than fucking.
Dec 28th, 2006
Zanna
Austin is right. If he wasn’t…I wouldn’t be posting at 12 fucking 57 A.M.
Dec 28th, 2006
Ashton
I have read and heard that too about Keith as Carla says that in Nashville Kieth has the reputation as a womanizer.
Dec 29th, 2006
Ashton
Forgive my spelling I meant Keith not Kieth.
Dec 29th, 2006
Ashton
I agree with Carla. I too have read where people says in Nashville Keith is known as a womanizer. One of my comments was not shown on here. Somethign went wrong when I tried to post it.
Dec 29th, 2006
Sonny
Amanda, you need something better than this kinda stuff.
Mar 1st, 2007
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