Jennifer Aniston Is Completely Normal
Jennifer Aniston isn’t a psycho. Not at all. In fact, a few of her friends revealed how un-psycho the actress really is in this week’s issue of Us Weekly:
[Jen] has been so affected by the widely circulated images of [ex Brad Pitt's and Angelina Jolie's new baby Shiloh] that “she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she’s been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street,” and has taken to “throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It’s creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours. At least she’s stopped watching ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn’t healthy.”
See? Absolutely and completely fucking normal. There’s nothing I enjoy more than a baby doll roast on the beach, or watching “Mr.& Mrs. Smith” for a week solid. I also like pulling out my eyelashes and counting to sixty-four everytime I turn on a light switch. Sixty-four is a perfect square, you see? And there are these mites that live on your eyelashes called demodex folliculorum that are part of a government conspiracy to facilate mandatory vaccinations for children. I think you see what I’m getting at here – Jennifer Aniston is just as normal as I am.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
I never really cared for this crazy bitch so I can understand why Brad would leave her for Jolie. I could give a shit either way………….
Dec 28th, 2006
sonya
I want friends like Jen has.
Dec 28th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
Was she clutching her womb like Lee Harvey Oswald did after being shot by Jack Ruby?
Dec 28th, 2006
abby
I guess that’s what happens when your baby box shrivels up from lack of use. You go fucking insane.
Dec 28th, 2006
danaleri
Look, its all fVcking normal. ….hell if someone stole that hot piece of ass from me and I’d send the burned dolls to the bitch……shes not at all psycho…shes just venting:)
Dec 28th, 2006
Sarah
With friends like those, who needs enemies?
Dec 28th, 2006
Zanna
Burning plastic is bad for the environment. Stupid Jennifer Aniston cares for NOTHING but herself.
Dec 29th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
This bitch only thinks in terms of how the world need to cater to her silly needs. She’s hi-maintenance X10. No wonder all her men run from her, not only do they run, they retreat in a panic, like dykes fleeing dick.
Dec 29th, 2006
Carole
If this isn’t true then she should sue US Weekly. After all she was willing to sue over Vince stories. If it is true she will never find/keep a man
Dec 29th, 2006
Chad Burkhammer
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