Kylie Minogue Is a Freak

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Aussie pop star Kylie Minogue says that she and boyfriend Olivier Martinez like getting freaky in the bedroom.  She reveals to the Post-Chronicle:

“Sex is the most natural thing in the world. When I’m in a relationship, I like lots of it. I like to be swept off my feet. But I do have a very low boredom threshold.  [Oliver and I] talk a lot on the phone and it can get quite steamy - we miss each other. The bills are quite high, but that’s the way we communicate with each other.”

You know how I “communicate” with my spouse?  Throwing my gin and tonic in his face when he gets too close to my “special place.”  And I’ve found that the fetal position really says more than any words ever could.

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  1. I told this chick she had teeth like a beaver and she slapped me. She thought I said I want to sink my teeth in her beaver. I guess either way, her slapping me was justified………..bitch!

  2. sonya

    I think this falls into the TMI category. Why do celebrities think that everyone wants to know about their bedroom antics?

  3. Kylie Minogue is a “Slutty McSluttersin”

  4. abby

    I know. I also have no real interest in their bowel movements — size, color, frequency, that sort of thing.

  5. BarbadoSlim

    Oh YEEEEEEAAAHH!! sex with a cancer patient WOO HOO.. doesn’t get any hotter than that. Toothy McSquirrel here suffers from Eva Longoria syndrome, she needs to tell everyone she’s a real slut in the sack. SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT.

  6. zak

    How many boyfriends she had so far- Jason, INXS frontman, Lenny,….? We resent pornstars but praise celebrities who are worse in moral qualities. Weird.

  7. art1e

    Kylies no slut paris/linsay so what if she has phone-sex even if they do i mean my neighbour does it and we hear it and yell to him to shut the f-up cause its gross but what ever they like i guess

  8. twinstick

    So? What difference does any of this make? I’m not the one she’s talking to on the phone, so, I couldn’t care less if I tried…

  9. Oliver Martinez

    Looks like these talanted musicians spend so much time making music and spend money, that they lose focus on reality. Kylie Minogue is a wealthy and talented performer who has a very bad taste in men. Chasing some wog sleazebag to have a kid when clearly she is TOO OLD now. Delta is the same.. Chasing a dumb Greek tennis loser that his own father is ashamed of.

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