Mike Tyson Arrested
Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson was arrested this morning in Arizona for cocaine posession and driving under the influence. TMZ reports:
… Tyson told [the arresting officer that] he had been using illegal substances in the past few days. Cops say they stopped Iron Mike after he ran a stop sign and almost almost crashed into a sheriff’s vehicle around 1:45 AM. Police say Tyson was cooperative and acted like a gentleman.
By “acted like a gentleman,” I guess the cops meant “didn’t force his penis into anyone’s vagina or bite off somebody’s ear.” A regular cavalier, that Mike Tyson. He should really carry around a perfumed hanky and start wearing a boutonniere on his lapel. Maybe a top hat and gilded cane, too. And they say chivalry is dead. I guess they just haven’t met Mike Tyson.
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
Litelysalted
Aww, how precious! He looks just like a little kitty cat about to lap up some tasty milk!
Dec 29th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
At this point does it even matter, IN prison, OUT of prison this guy lives like an animal. He’d live the same way anywhere, raping, pillaging setting villages on fire HE DOESN’T care. Just drop him in a jungle near Borneo or something and move on.
Dec 29th, 2006
sonya
He’s like a black Viking, eh, BarbadoSlim?
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e56/sohall/phoffd.jpg
Perez Hilton, eat your heart out.
Dec 29th, 2006
abby
Or a gorilla about to vomit…
Dec 29th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Uh, YEAH, that’s exactly what he is a black motherfucking viking, also a little gorilla in there with a bit of dog. He’s an out of control viking-gorilla-dog thing.
Dec 29th, 2006
Zanna
What do you guys have against vikings?
Dec 29th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Oh I have nothing against vikings, I just used them to describe Mike’s behavior. But like everything moderation is key a good viking needs to pillage, plunder and rape but also return to his village to grow crops and tend to the herds aaaaaaaand his wenches.
Mike is NOT a good viking.
Dec 29th, 2006
Dragulf
I’m wondering how he can afford drugs. I thought he blew all his money already.
Dec 29th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
Tyson WAS a baaaaad mother fucker.
Dec 29th, 2006
Cargo
This is one of the craziest people I’ve ever read about. Maybe they could lock him in the cell with Hassin. That would be execution for him, to be with someone actually crazier than he is.
Dec 29th, 2006
Zanna
Who is Hassin?
Dec 29th, 2006
nrrvus
I met him three years ago at the phoenician in Arizona, I agree with Gumboot he is and was a bad ass mf, I am probably 4-6″ taller than him and he just looks right through you with irreverance in his eyes, scary dude. Remember what he did to that asshole boxer that started a fight with him in a bar or on the street, beat the shit out of him.Destroyed his face.
Dec 29th, 2006
nrrvus
p.s. gumboot I never thought of my “getaway sticks ” so often talking to this dude. He’s not a very settled calm individual. ( kudos to gumboot for the previously mentioned getaway sticks comment) stole it again.
Dec 29th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I couldn’t imagine what this fucker could do on cocaine………
Dec 30th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
nrrvus - You can use “getaway sticks ©” anytime you want and you don’t even have to credit me.
I too have “met” Mike Tyson. It was 1988. Mike was in his prime. I was working graveyard at a gas station in Las Vegas. Mike used to train at a gym a couple of miles down the street. A couple of times at dawn, just before the sun rose, Mike would run up the other side of the street and down my side… by himself. It was the middle of July. The temperature had to be 80 degrees, even that early in the morning. He had a hooded sweat shirt on with the hood up.When I saw him running down my side of the street, I got the nerve to walk to the sidewalk and act like I was picking up some litter. When he got close, he was all sweaty and breathing really heavy through his teeth, like a bull about to charge. I said, “Hey champ”, because he was the champ at the time. He nodded in return.
Dec 30th, 2006
bionic bunny
damn, gumbo, you really WERE suicidal!
Dec 30th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
Buns, Xanga message me again.
I lost your other messages and I don’t know your Xanga web address.
We can continue the old fogey chat with our dentures out.
http://www.xanga.com/Walrus_Gumboot
Dec 30th, 2006
Mike Tyson says: You pink skinned honky pigs...
Can kiss my ass, and suck my big black stuff.
I would rather have a big dick, and be a gorilla, than a honky faggot donkey with a small package, and no life coming on Yeeah.com everyday.
Fuck you, Abby. Suck my giant man-size cock, you Irish piece of rubbish.
Bloody Irish trash, is what you are.
Pig.
Piggy, pig, pig, pig.
Dec 31st, 2006
Christopher MacLeongaway
And while your at it, dye your red hair, and bleach the freckles of your dry white pasty skin, celtic.
Even other aryans hate celtics. Especially Anglo Saxons.
P.S. I am half Irish.
Dec 31st, 2006
Wally Gumboot
Yeeeah, and your other half is douche bag.
Dec 31st, 2006
MacLeongaway
That still beats being a full-blooded douche bag, like you, Walrus Dumboot.
Dec 31st, 2006
Dragulf
I know why he has his tongue out like that. He is getting ready for all the tossed salads he is gonna give in jail, again.
Jan 1st, 2007
O'Shea
THE IRISH HAVE BEEN HATED FOR YEARS…IT WILL NEVER GET TO US. WE WILL NEVER FALL..OUR DAY WILL COME…ERIN GO BRAUGH
Mar 13th, 2007
cain
mike tyson was the best boxer ever pound for pound, ppl shud leave him alone, that means all u fuckin cock sucker who dont have anythin good 2 say about the great man wooooooooooooooooooooooooo go mike.
Oct 6th, 2007
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