Quickies: Have It Your Way
Julia Roberts is pregnant again, possibly with a “Melvin” or a “Horatio,” or my personal favorite, “Olanrewanju.” (MollyGood)
Jennifer Hudson gives up on Burger King. Not eating there, singing there. You know girlfriend still loves her a Whopper. (PopBytes)
Victoria Beckham wonky nipples. (Hollywood Tuna)
Lindsay Lohan makes nice with the “cunts and whores” by getting naked at Scores. (Egotastic)
Nikki Taylor ties the knot. (Socialite Life)
Jeff Goldblum could do some serious damage to “baked-on residue” and “hard to remove rust spots” with that hair of his. (Seriously? OMG)
Megan Fox is the only thing making the new “Transformers” movie watchable. (Fatback)
Meg Ryan has some sad, sad boobies. (Starfruit Gossip)
No, really, it takes true talent to make you laugh instead of vomit at the simultaneous neck break/eye gouge/impaling. “Black Christmas” is pretty much genius. (Pajiba)
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wally Gumboot
I wouldn’t mind sucking on Victoria Beckhams wonky nipple! Give me some of that fake English boobage.
Megan Fox IS a 21st century fox.
Jeff Goldblum was good as “The Fly”
I wonder where Meg Ryans belly button is?
Dec 29th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Equipment for Julia’s delivery WILL include saddlery, tack, bridles and leather browbands.
Dec 29th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
And Meg Ryan is a sad piece of shit, all of her.
Dec 29th, 2006
abby
I bet you could tie her nipples in a bow. Or maybe a sailor’s knot.
Dec 29th, 2006
Italian Stallion
How about a “Cinncinatti Bowtie”…………….
Dec 30th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
That “Cinncinatti Bowtie”, “ATM”, “Dirty Sanchez” etc… stuff is wearing thin.
Dec 30th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Don’t start with me motherfucker…..
She mentioned a bow, so I went with it, when you ever say something funny, let me know………..
Dec 30th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
I was stating a personal opinion.
If YOU took it personal… then that’s up to you.
Dec 30th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Happy new year dirtbags, may the gods of controlled substances bless you with as much blow as they’ve bless me with.
MaC CLOUD!!!!!!!!
*Highlander reference
Dec 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
i guess ’tis the season…
stallion,gumbo, play nice! sheesh!
happy new year, all!
Dec 31st, 2006
Dragulf
Hey! Melvyn is my dad’s name! My mom’s name is Melvena. All true, however sad and or coincidental it seems. Yeah, no one offline believes me either.
Jan 1st, 2007
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Happy new Year to all
Jan 1st, 2007
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