Dec 29, 200621
Wipe Your Ass with Paris Hilton’s Face
Too bad Christmas is over, because I just found the gift of a lifetime. A genius on eBay created his very own “Paris Hilton toilet paper” — black and white images of the heiress printed on your regular run-of-the-mill Charmin. Although the auction ended earlier today, you could always scoop up that “Paris Hilton douche bag and tubing” I saw at the mall last week. Because nothing says “vagina funk” and “not-so-fresh feeling” quite like Paris Hilton.
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
That’s freakin’ BRILLIANT. That guy (or girl) is my hero for the day!
Dec 29th, 2006
Dragulf
I bid on this awesome item but the bidding quickly went over my $5 limit. DAMN YOU EBAY!
Dec 29th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
Will it suck my dick too?
Off topic.
Maybe ALL the problems I have been having with this site weren’t all on my end. Hmmmm?
Dec 29th, 2006
abby
Glad you’re back, Wally. Dragulf and Sonya too!
Dec 29th, 2006
Wally Gumboot
I’m glad YOU’RE back Abby!
Dec 29th, 2006
ARLGAR
This is so good! Naturally, she could sue his ass, but then again, this is the way she works. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s behind things like that.
Dec 29th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
I’d buy it but I would use it to wipe my dog’s ass.
Dec 29th, 2006
abby
LOL at Barbado
Dec 29th, 2006
he
how much did it sell for??
Dec 29th, 2006
CruisingforCock
That’s hot!
Dec 29th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I would love to wipe my ass with that after a good mexican food runny shit…………
Dec 30th, 2006
mike
that’d be funny is paris read all this shit about her on the internet.
but she loves ANY attention, good or bad. *sigh*
Dec 30th, 2006
Linda
They are still selling on Ebay!!
Dec 30th, 2006
mike
Bet this guy makes a million off this.Sometimes it’s this easy.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
Dec 31st, 2006
SINISTRO
Paris Hilton wipes ass!!
Jan 2nd, 2007
Ashley
omg! now that is just about the funniest thing I have ever seen……..
Jan 4th, 2007
Carly
They are selling again on E-Bay!!!
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
♪ ♫
Jan 9th, 2007
diego
vaya que bien
Jan 11th, 2007
kai
My butts to good for that recycled infested paper. Someone should buy it and throw it at her head! USED!!
Feb 1st, 2007
Stuart Ervin
Paris Hilton in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://paris-hilton-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=10597307&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
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