Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo Go for Gold, Tongue

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In the last of the many celebrity New Year’s posts for today, singer Nick Lachey made a surprise appearance at the MTV Goes for Gold event in New York Sunday night. He and hostess girlfriend Vanessa Minillo — who dropped the f-bomb during the live event, by the way — exchanged a very public display of affection as the new year approached. Have a good look at the picture up there. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on with their mouths. There’s definitely some tongue, and what appears to be an extra lip and possibly some sort of mollusk. The good news is that Vanessa looked really hot in that gold dress. The bad news? Standing outside her apartment with an assault rifle and a bag full of sex toys will just get you arrested. Consider it a courtesy “heads up,” compliments of the loyal staff here at Yeeeah!.

More (mollusk-free) cheesiness after the jump.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    I bet he told her: “I wish you had bigger tits, you know, like Jess”. That’s why she cried…

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Meh, i’ve got nothin,’ I couldn’t even begin to generate the necessary level of disdain for these two jack-offs. They’re pure g-list nobody. Nick Lawho? Vanessa Miwhat?

  3. abby

    Those are some pretty tough words, Slim. Are you prepared to engage Nick Lachey in a public dance-off? Because I hear that’s how boy band members like to throw down. Hard-core, you know it.

  4. BarbadoSlim

    hahahahaha that’s right YO!, gotta watch it in case he wants to keep it real on my ass.

    HOLLA!

  5. I fucked her. She’s not that good. Seriously.

  6. Some-1-U-Know

    Come on people…you treat them as if they are mary and joseph!

  7. lola

    LOL, or maybe Nick told her that shes perfect to be true! Bigger boobs means saging boobs in later years, i like that of Vanessa firm and just enough for sucking hahaha!!! She’’s gorgeous!!!

  8. LIE LIE LIE! She look like a disco ball. Didn’t jessica have a similar dress on like that and her hair too. Dam u copy cat get ur own style vanessa! I see why jessica switch up her style. What u tryin to do look like her because that’s the wrong move. u would drive nick right back to jessica. Nick stop tryin to make jessica jealous that’s what you tryin to do and it’s funny as hell. Alright desi and lucy!

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