Pam Anderson’s Still Got It

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Aging whore Pam Anderson wowed the crowd at Tao New Year’s Eve with her stunning good looks and effortless beauty. Yes, I’m talking about that picture up there. That’s Pamela. Not a transvestite corpse. Although when RuPaul does finally die, I imagine his dead body and Pam here will look just like twins. Formaldehyde-saturated, leathery-skinned cadaverous twins wearing a lot of bad makeup. Or maybe she looks more like a zombie prostitute in a Farrah Fawcett wig. Tough call.

More of the lovely Pam after the jump.

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17 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Pam Anderson’s still got it all right… A case of the screamin’ uglies is it.

    AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  2. abby

    The “screamin’ uglies” — LOL

  3. RichPort

    2007: The year Pamela Anderson Lee Rock’s fuckability factor hit negative numbers.

  4. abby

    Five pictures of Pam and not one jerk-off quality. Negative numbers, indeed.

  5. RichPort

    Yea, her face is destined to be stretched tight like a small latex glove on gorilla hands… I say we start placing bets on the impending anti-aging procedures. My guess is this July…

  6. BarbadoSlim

    Oh, Hepatitis C is sooooooo, hot right now.

  7. Kind of like “OJ hands” Rich?

  8. RichPort

    It her face don’t fit, you must stretch it… or something like that.

  9. Pam Anderson is about as hot as a flaming piece of shit……….

    “Pam Anderson’s still got it” No shit, I don’t think Hep C just disappears, does it?

  10. She’s officially jumped the shark, and she’s starting to look like that dyke Ellen.

  11. Matthew J.

    You know, this is so utterly sad, but I have to confess… I would still hit it. It’s Pam Anderson, and I really wouldn’t be able to not hit it. Even with the Teri Hatcher zombie face.

    *shudder*

    I just creeped myself out.

  12. At least she isn’t all botoxed up! She’s 38 and looks it. Good for her! BTW, popsugar has a very pretty picture of her from the same night.

  13. bionic bunny

    uh, people generally DON’T look like that at 38. unless they been rode REALLY, REALLY hard and put away wet.
    blech. i’ve got an aunt in her early eighties lookes one HELLUVA lot better than pammy.

  14. Butch

    She SHOULD run not walk to the nearest botox clinic. Done right, botox still lets you raise your eyebrows while softening the forehead. She can do a few nips and tucks without looking fake and pulled back. These blonde tan bitches can’t expect to look good at the age of 38 with no medical help. Compare her with 40 year old hot latino mamasita Salma Hayak of the lovely olive skin and see what I mean. Look at Farrah Fawcett and see what Pammy has to look forward to. I have waited a long time for this hag to hit the wall and it’s fan fucking tastic.

  15. sonya

    Ahh, Salma Hayek. I am most decidedly straight, but hot DAMN!! That’s one luscious woman.

  16. Mark

    With a little darker tan she could be a undead-stuntwhore for the crypt keeper.

  17. Jegg

    “Oh, dear, she has wrinkles. Disaster”

    Jebus. Not that I’m defending her but you’ve gotta find photos where she totally looks like the tragic woman she really is instead of those badly taken photos.

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