Jan 3, 2007
Paris Hilton Takes It in the Face
Ha, ha! You thought I was talking about spooge, didn’t you?
The good folks at TMZ revealed that Paris Hilton took it upon herself to grace the club-goers at Pure with a live performance of “The Stars Are Blind” last week, only to get herself beamed in the face with an ice cube. An ice cube! Right in the kisser, too. The only way that picture could make me any happier would be if instead of an ice cube, it was a folding chair, or maybe a flaming Blue Jesus. Or a big pile of feces, followed by my fist wrapped in a pair of brass knuckles. I suppose that’s getting greedy, though. I’ll take the ice cube if it’s all they got.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sanna
Is that the latest fashion?
Jan 3rd, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Last Halloween I put a flaming bag of doggie poop on Paris Hiltons front porch, rang the doorbell and ran behind the bushes and laughed as she stomped it out with her high heel fuzzy slipper.
True story.
Jan 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Too bad it wasn’t a load of buckshot, too fucking bad…
Jan 3rd, 2007
Matthew J.
I was hoping it was actually Ice Cube who hit her.
Jan 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
matt– what if he was only throwing kleenex?
naw, an ice cube hurts more.
Jan 3rd, 2007
RichPort
This one’s too easy… I’ll pass.
Jan 4th, 2007
Asbestosman
Well I’m sure it not the first time she has taken it in the face…..
May 2nd, 2007
josh
POOP POOP THATS ALL SHE IS
Nov 11th, 2007
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