Rapper Styles P Hit by Truck
Hip-hop entertainer Styles P (I’d never heard of him either; he’s an angry black man who raps, so that oughta narrow it down for you) suffered a broken leg after being hit by a truck last week. United Press International reports:
[The] 32-year-old rapper, whose real name is David Styles, told police that he was cut off by a truck; he then left his car to throw napkins at the truck’s windows. Styles claimed that as he was getting back into his car, the truck rammed him. The incident left the rapper with a broken leg… The truck’s 50-year-old driver reportedly told police that he was “in fear for his safety” when Styles got back into his car after throwing the napkins.
Let’s see… there was Tupac, who liked the AR-15, and Dr. Dre, who preffered the Tech-9. But the chosen armament for today’s rapper? Why, two-ply paper, of course! That ranks right up there with writing an indignant letter to the DMV or taking the truck driver off his Christmas card list. Thug life, baby! Thug life ’till we die! Um… well, kinda.
27 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I see a Puffy connection here somewhere… or maybe I’m just making it up. The Lox are to music what Ford is to the auto industry, nice but destined to never make any real money ever again. And go easy on Styles P… it wouldn’t be so harmless if those napkins were laden in Anthrax…
Jan 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha HOLLA!! motherfucka!!
Jan 3rd, 2007
abby
Yep, he just got the name “Styles Pussy” from all his homey friends.
Jan 3rd, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Thug life = My life.
Word
Jan 3rd, 2007
RichPort
What the fuck is up with the dirty lip moustache? Fucking make a choice… shave or grow it out! There is no honor in being a 30 napkin throwing homothug with the upper lip of a ninth grader.
Jan 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
Yo, don’t make me get my roll of Brawny, yeeeah…………….
Scared for his life? The guy was going to throw napkins. How the hell do you throw a napkin? I mean, I’ve seen Chris “Jesus” Ferguson throw cards and cut carrots and shit, but napkins? This shit is priceless……………
Jan 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
That pictures hilarious……
Styles P- Does this face look like a rapper that uses guns? Fuck that, where is my Charmin? This motherfucker ain’t even worth my napkins Yo…………
Jan 3rd, 2007
RichPort
It’s all fun and games until someone gets a box of Kleenex knocked upside their head.
Jan 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
The corner of the napkin box could take an eye out. You were warned………
Jan 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
Kleenex*
Jan 3rd, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Ouch! That WOULD hurt.
Jan 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I don’t know, facial tissues against a truck, it’s not a clear cut as you might think, are the tissues scented? are they quilted?….how big is the truck?
Jan 3rd, 2007
abby
Are they made of recycled paper? Was the wind blowing west or east? Did he crumple them up first, or just toss them unfettered in the truck’s general direction? So many burning questions.
Jan 3rd, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Unfettered??
unfettered:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/unfettered
Unfettered
Jan 3rd, 2007
RichPort
Maybe the tissues were a distraction, you know, like a ninja with a smoke bomb… or maybe the they were just in the same pocket as his gat…
Jan 3rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
were they wadded up? did he throw them at an angle? was the truck clean?
Jan 3rd, 2007
sonya
Well supposedely a piece of straw can get stuck into a telephone pole when blown by hurricane-force winds…maybe if you throw a napkin fast enough you can chop off someone’s head? Like that crazy Asian dude in that Bond movie, the one with the hat? Or was it a shoe? I’m getting the guy from Austin Powers mixed up with the real one.
Jan 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
abby, i think the captions for this guy and the pam anderson story should be reversed. because SHE definitely looks like she was hit by a truck.
and, euwwww… what if it was those big, honkin’ after-childbirth sanitary napkins he threw???
those could cause some serious damage!
love it. new product: NINJA NAPKINS… for those REALLY special days!
Jan 3rd, 2007
Styles P
I haven’t ever even heard of myself until this, and by golly if this doesn’t help me sell albums on the street I don’t know what will! At least I know I can get a job absorbing moist accidents, which is a high paying career with great demand accross the nation. Toodles, y’all!
Jan 3rd, 2007
Better_Than_You?
So, the rapper whose complex and introspective lyrics include
“I get high cuz f*** it, what’s better to do/
And I’ma neva give a f*** cuz I’m better than you”
thought he could penetrate the hide of a truck by tossing tissues. I mean, did he pop a zit with those tissues? Wipe his rear? Snot in ‘em? I mean, seriously. He really must be better than me.
Shoot - you try to come at me with a handkerchief doused in ether, I’ma bust out the disinfected wetnaps son, word is bond.
And to think I actually liked him when The Lox released We Are the Streets…
Jan 4th, 2007
linda
I MET THIS PUNKASS NIGGA STYLES IS A BROKE ASS PUNK WITH NO RECORD DEAL EVER SINCE 50 BLEW OFF ON HIM HE CAN’T COME BACK!!!! GGGGGGG-UNIT.
Jan 10th, 2007
dooge
you muthafuks aint worth shyt. all you phuks would cross the street if this nigga was walkin down the same block.
Jan 16th, 2007
mp3444
FIRST OF ALL, ALL Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKER’S MUST NOT LISTEN TO HIP HOP, AND U HAVE NO SENSE OF THE STREETS OR WHAT IT’S LIKE. Y’ALL PROBABLY SOME YOUNG ASS NIGGAS AND BITCHES WHO’S CAUGHT UP IN THE HYPE OF ALL THE NEW BULLSHIT RAP THAT’S BEING PUT OUT NOW. IF U HAD ANY FUCKING SENSE OR KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME, U WOULD KNOW THAT HE THREW THE NAPKINS AT DUDE RATHER THAN PULL OUT ON HIM OR BUST HIS ASS TO AVOID ANY PROBLEMS WITH POLICE AND/OR GETTING SUED FOR SOME BULLSHIT! HE KNOWS HE’S A TARGET AND HE SAID HE AIN’T GETTING LOCKED UP AGAIN FOR NO BULLSHIT! SO ALL Y’ALL STUPID ASS, DUMB ASS NIGGAS AND BITCHES NEED TO GROW UP AND START PAYING ATTENTION! YOUNG ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Jan 20th, 2007
UpTown
I saw Styles yesterday at the Stop N Shop.
Jan 26th, 2007
_BMF_
………yall dudes can say whatever the hell u want but styles p ain’t gotta prove shit to any of yall ignorant muthafuckas that he’s a g…..real recognize real…..i rather throw a kleenex at a bitch ass truck driver then get knock for giving it to him the realest way…BLAM BLAM……he saving them shots for people that actually worth it…..truck driver is a civilian in his world…..
Feb 15th, 2007
spthegost
this shit is funny
most of you niggas dont even listen to rap you listen to bullshit music
you know like 50 cent or anything new and hype
styles p is the realest and hardest lyricist out
id rather throw tissues then spray bullets into the car and get time in jail
even if he aint got that multi million deals
hes in the streets
and if u aint from the streets you dont know shit suck a dick
Dec 6th, 2007
justin
was it a truck or a trick trick
Sep 3rd, 2008
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