Vanessa Minillo Likes to Have a Good Time
Tags: Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minillo
Dropping the f-bomb in the middle of MTV’s Goes For Gold live New Year’s Eve party was only the beginning of the end for hostess Vanessa Minillo. Us Weekly chronicled the remainder of her evening below:
1:44 a.m. Nick [Lachey], Vanessa and their huge entourage arrive at the Joonbug.com party at Marquee. Vanessa begins sucking down glass after glass of champagne. Soon her eyes are half closed, her head rolling around. She keeps opening her legs and the ladies in her entourage physically shut them for her. Vanessa then straddles Nick and makes out with him passionately while her short skirt rides up. She later falls off of the booth and into the recesses of the furniture. Her crew helps her up while Nick watches in stony silence, unamused by her antics.
3:35 a.m. Vanessa takes Nick’s beer and chugs it, while some of the beer runs down her face and neck. As the group gets ready to leave, an unsteady Vanessa tries to stand up but she falls down into the booth. Nick starts to pay the bill, and Vanessa digs into her wallet puts a wad of cash in her mouth and jokingly starts waving it around. Vanessa’s girlfriends take the cash from her mouth and distribute tips to the beleaguered staff.
The best part of the play-by-play is Nick’s “unamused and stony silence.” What a buzzkill, man. Sounds just like my dad at his swearing-in last year. I’m trying to have a good time — and I was only drinking wine because we were technically in a church – and maybe I get a little over-enthusiastic and show my tits and scream something about the south rising again. I can’t really remember. And yeah, I vomited a little, but hardly anybody noticed. Most everybody was staring at my dad, because he was crying. And then at the security guards trying to “escort” me out. So a girl wants to let loose and have a little fun every now and then? I don’t see what the big f-ing deal is.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Ha ha ha, ghetto class all the way. Good luck with that ho Lachey.
Jan 3rd, 2007
Wally Gumboot
That Nick Lachey is one lucky guy!
Both “D” rated celebrities for sure.
Jan 3rd, 2007
RichPort
“while some of the beer runs down her face and neck”
(vigorously whacking off…)
Jan 3rd, 2007
Italian Stallion
Sounds like a fun chick, of course douchebag was getting upset…………..
Jan 3rd, 2007
Matthew J.
Ah, Nick… a Prep-Jock through and through. If they get hitched, I foresee Vanessa spending a lot of time in the basement.
Jan 3rd, 2007
Sanna
What is this picture of an old man and a monkey?
Jan 3rd, 2007
lindsey
she’s so ugly he needs to get baack with jessica!!!!!!!
Jan 13th, 2007
YouSuck
YAWN!!!! I’m so tired of hearing about Nick and Vanessa and Nick and Jessica! I don’t know what’s worse… these guys or Paris Hilton!!
Mar 7th, 2007
Jessica
We have all been there. So what!
Mar 11th, 2007
cam
your so cool imean like i love u mabe we could hand some time
k! well bye!!!!!!!!!!p.s.please
Sep 15th, 2007
Miss Shanika
Man 1st of all that’s messed up to date the girl that used to interview u and jessica. that’s cold hearted as hell. Jessica is so beautiful and classy than vanessa! she was just a host and now she is known because of nick. Jessica has more class and she is very talented. My advice to u nick is to get jessica back! Vanessa just wants to be famous. Wake up nick she is just using u for publicity! Chuging down beers like drunk ass that’s not lady like. At least jessica classy wit it. Vanessa u could never be jessica, and for u nick u know u still love jessica. you can’t let 3 and half go like that! Jessica will be back with a bang! Atleast she got a quarterback worth millions! Nick u got host worth stacks! Dam nick upgrade ASAP!
May 15th, 2008
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