Jan 4, 2007
Anna Kournikova, Picture of Health
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I can remember in my younger days falling asleep with a picture of Anna Kournikova’s ass (possibly NSFW) clutched in my sweaty little fist. Like a toddler with a security blanket, I believed that Anna’s ass would somehow protect me from the plights and evils of the world. Plus, I liked masturbating to it. So, anyway, when I saw these pictures of the former athlete looking like Kate Bosworth’s less-healthy sister, the little girl inside of me wept. And by “little girl” I mean “my vagina,” and by “wept” I mean “sheathed the penis of a stranger.” Don’t you judge me. We all grieve in our own different ways, you know.
More of Anna doing her best Skeletor after the jump.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
In every picture, she looks like she’s gonna throw the fuck up. I do have to say that I would still fuck the living shit out of her!! The guy in the last picture on the phone looks like he agrees…………….
Jan 4th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Ah good ol’ Anna Kourniwhatsherface, sucks at tennis, sucks at being spooge worthy, basically a worthless waster of oxygen.
Jan 4th, 2007
Zanna
Well, it’s nice to see she took advantage of the Vic’s Secret semi-annual sale.
Jan 4th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
She also has “cum filled” chipmunk cheek!
Jan 4th, 2007
mike
There’s plenty of unknown girls walking around who put her to shame,why anyone would go crazy over this skinny brawd?
Jan 4th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Mike, I’ll tell you who, sportswear companies who lacking female personalities who don’t look like they have 8 inch penises will latch onto any skank that sorta looks feminine.
Jan 4th, 2007
abby
I believe those are called “man hands.” Or “the icy grip of death.”
Jan 4th, 2007
RichPort
I would totally splooge on her hair… just to watch her frantically try to brush it out. Other than that, I don’t like boney punani…
Jan 4th, 2007
Butch
She looks better than ever. She has that starved, frail look that is so damn hot.
Jan 4th, 2007
Matthew J.
I don’t think she looks THAT bad. Not great, I admit. I would still masturbate furiously to pictures of her. Just not these pictures. And not anytime soon. But, uh… ehh, screw it.
Jan 4th, 2007
sonya
She looks like Chelsea Clinton in that 1st picture…how’s THAT for a boner kill, gentlemen?
Jan 4th, 2007
fatback
WTF? What the hell happened to her. Girl needs to get some soul food in her. I’ll feed the hell out of her. Skinny white bitches check in…but they leave with some J-in-tha-T. I can cook, motherfuckers.
-fatbizzle.
Jan 4th, 2007
abby
Fo’ shizzle, my nizzle.
Jan 4th, 2007
Sanna
That’s just sad.
Jan 5th, 2007
oshkoshb'sittingonyourface
I love me a big greasy po’ boy. I ain’t talkin bout no sammich neither.
Jan 7th, 2007
Mike
That’s sad. A few years ago, she had the perfect athletic body with a remarkable butt! You’d never know that now looking at her.
Jan 12th, 2007
scott
I dunno what yall are talking about but she is the hottest person on the planet.. period. and she was good at tennis, or could beat your ass
Feb 3rd, 2007
Arroyo
Listen, she’s nowhere near the level of Mischa Barton-anorexia.
She’s still got great T & A.
Get real
Mar 31st, 2007
keepitreal
sad, sad, sad. Dudes that think woman who starve themselves are hot need to see a shrink right along with the starving bitch they want to fuck. Crazy asses buying into garbage.
Sep 1st, 2007
inocencio
ola quero te diser que gostei das tuas fotos, pra te diser a verdade sou muito teu fan.
Feb 7th, 2008
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