Justin Timberlake Moves On
Now that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially split, Hollywood blondes can’t seem to leave the “Sexy Back” singer alone. Perez Hilton reports:
Mr. JT recently cast Scarlett Johansson - who is also recently separated (from Josh Hartnett) - to play the female lead in his new music video for What Goes Around (Comes Around). That shoot wrapped last week, but the pair have continued to spend some quality time together… Johansson snuck in to the after-party for the premiere of Timberlake’s new movie, Alpha Dog, Wednesday night at Social Hollywood in Los Angeles. Justin and Scarlett seemed totally into each other, chatting intimately for a good solid hour at the after-party.
Page Six offers this tid-bit:
Since dropping longtime lover Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake didn’t waste a minute finding a new blonde to get down with. He rang in the New Year in L.A. at the home of Kate Hudson, who broke up with Owen Wilson a few weeks ago.
Somebody explain to me how this spindly little boy-bander is scoring all the best ass in Hollywood. I actually met Justin last year — he and his entourage were getting into a limo at the airport — and I totally yelled, “Hey Pusswhiff! Your girlfriend is twice the man you are!” And he started to chase me, but then one of the wheels on his Louis Vuitton suitcase broke off and he collapsed on the ground in a sobbing heap and smudged his eyeliner. And then I felt bad, because he was crying, and went over and asked if there was something I could do to help. And he closed his eyes, pinched the bridge of his nose and said, “A mimosa would be fab. Only I like pineapple juice, not orange juice. Make sure they get it right.” So I kicked him in the balls and stole his suitcase for being such a faggot. True story.
27 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wally Gumboot
I have a little (I said a little) more respect for him since I saw him on SNL.
What is with all this “rebound hook-ups”?
Abby, that was probably your funniest and most outlandish
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
… story yet!
P.S. What was in the suitcase?
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
What the fuck is up with your server now??
If you use the symbol above the ‘comma’ on your keyboard, in conjunction with four ‘dashes’ (above and the right of the “P”) to form an “arrow, “you lose everything directly after it in your comment!
Which explains why my comment(s) above are seperated.
Jan 5th, 2007
abby
Bastard server always tryin’ to keep us down. Fight the man!
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Try making the “arrow” and see if it shows up.
Type half of a sentence, make an “arrow”, type the other half of your sentence, press “Submit” and see what happens!
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Let me try this type of an arrow “← ← ←” from the “character map”?
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Oh sure, that arrow works but it’s so small it looks like a black line!
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
I am done with that problem.
That’s just another thing I’ll have to remember NOT to do when I post here.
Jan 5th, 2007
Sanna
That guy looks like one friend of mine. He never gets laid.
Jan 5th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Sanna, who Wally? That’s not very nice……..
This is one lucky motherfucker, he should have dropped Diaz a long time ago…….
Abby- That story was priceless………………
Jan 5th, 2007
Litelysalted
Scarlett Johansson: Officially dead to me.
Jan 5th, 2007
Sanna
Italian Stallion, it’s Wally, Wally Gumboot, my fiancee. We are getting married tomorrow. Do you think I should tell Wally? I want it to be a surprise…
But that doesn’t mean I have to be faithful.
Jan 5th, 2007
Cameron Diaz
Scarlett Johansson’s a whore. She went from blowing Woody Allen to making commercials for L’Oreal hair dye and now she’s a video ho for an ex-boy band member who for some reason can never get it up around women and sings like a girl with her clit in a mousetrap. *Sigh* Well, I better go, I’m going out tonight around midnight and I only have 13 hours left to slather my face with putty so some unlucky bystander doesn’t fall into one of my pores. I wonder what J.C. Chasez is doing…
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Sanna, tell the whole world from the rooftops! I’ll do it!
HEY WORLD… SANNA & I ARE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW… WOO-HOO
Jan 5th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
P.S. Sanna, I messaged you back.
Jan 5th, 2007
Sanna
Wally, I replied.
Jan 5th, 2007
RichPort
I always get this urge to kick him in the pants.
Jan 5th, 2007
xman
say it ain’t so scarlett!!!!!!!!
Jan 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
adding props to abby for the story!
now you really are the perfect woman!
anybody seen sonja lately?
Jan 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
holy crap. no wonder she’s hiding, i can’t even spell her name right!
it’s the server’s fault. yeah, that’s it. the SERVER.
just ribbin’, ya, gumbo!
Jan 5th, 2007
goldend
Most overrated whitetrash ever.
Jan 6th, 2007
Zanna
Who the fuck is Sanna and why is she stealing my monicker? Anyway…Abby..you crack me the FUCK up. I could totally see that chase scene in my head and it was hysterical!
Jan 6th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
Zanna, don’t go making an enemy out of Sanna? She’s a good person!
You don’t want my “wafflized” size 12 bootprint on your ass… do you??
Jan 6th, 2007
oshkoshb'sittingonyourface
I’ll take Zanna over Sanna 1-2 in the spread offense. And a big pat on my back if that made any sense because I don’t watch football.
Jan 7th, 2007
Sanna
Sanna is my FIRST NAME in REAL LIFE. Get it, Zanna? Is s=z?!
Jan 7th, 2007
CruisingforCock
He is so lickable.
Jan 7th, 2007
Jane prince
Scarlett and Cameron are the only (let’s say…) personalities missing from the Hilton Company which should be recalled as “JT’s ex’s”. Bow to his glory!!!! Suckers….
Jan 26th, 2007
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