Quickies: Second Chance

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How un-sexy can you make Playboy?  Ask Tara Connor.  (Fatback)

How un-sexy can you make bare boobs?  Ask Kate Moss.  (NSFW) (Metadish)

Brittany Murphy lookin’ delicious.  (Use My Computer)

Bastardly bikini extravaganza!  (The Bastardly)

Dita von Teese’s husband M.I.A.  (Celebitchy)

Renee Zellweger has “issues.”  (Spank Cheeks)

Family Guy” back for season six!  (Seriously? OMG)

The crappiest movies of 2006, or your “to rent” list for the next time you’re high.  (Pajiba)

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I tell you, I honestly thought Kate Moss was a male when I saw the pictures earlier today. I seriously thought she was an odd-looking young man, no doubt in my mind. I’m still not so sure.

  2. Marilyn Manson is cool and all but would YOU want to even be seen with him, let alone be married to him?

    I haven’t seen any of those movies on that ‘Pajibas’ site. I don’t think I will now, either! Thanks for the heads up.

    Why do most of those “Bastardly” bikini models seem to be scowling at me?

  3. bionic bunny

    i’ve discovered a very interesting internet phenomanon (gumbo, look up that spelling for me, wouldja?).
    every so often i’ll click a link only to be taken somewhere else.
    and i MUST say, the pic that came up on the “usemycomputer” site was most definitely NOT britney murphy.

    she was, however, delicious, scrumptious, and incredibley do-able. and I’M a flaming heterosexual!

    the bunny was impressed, can you tell?
    *smiles sweetly*

  4. bionic bunny

    see? i was so impressed i couldn’t even spell right.

    day-YAM!

  5. Here ya go buns, I’m happy to oblige.

    phenomenon p-h-e-n-o-m-e-n-o-n phenomenon
    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=phenomenon

  6. I liked the bikini extravaganza best !

  7. oshkoshb'sittingonyourface

    The next time I’m high, Abby? How about the next time I’m sober enough to wipe the vomit off of my face to leave the house and make a decision in a movie rental store without tearing down shelves and screaming at employees about spiders in my hair? Heroin is awesome.

  8. bionic bunny

    thank you, sir gumbo!

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