Pete Doherty Sent Home
Kate Moss sent new husband Pete Doherty packing mid-honeymoon last week after an “incident” with a cab driver and Thai police. The Sun reports:
[Kate] made [Pete] leave their Phuket villa and fly home alone a day early. The junkie singer, 27, arrived at Heathrow at 6am [Saturday] and told an autograph hunter: “She’s sent me home because I got arrested.” The airport worker also claimed Doherty told him he DID wed Kate, 32 in Thailand. Doherty told The Sun later: “Kate won’t talk to me. She doesn’t believe me anymore.” He insisted he wasn’t trying to buy drugs during the bust-up after a full moon party. He added: “The guy attacked me for no reason.”
I have to say that I believe him. Does anybody really need a reason to attack Pete Doherty? Some things go without saying. Things like “Kate Moss’ nipples should never see the light of day again” or “old people smell funny.”
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Wally Gumboot
“Phuket” is as good as “Bangkok”
Can anyone say “pancake breasts”?
Jan 8th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Those pictures remind me of the Denny’s lumberjack slam extra sausage and flapjack special.
Jan 8th, 2007
RichPort
Are the Feds gonna check my temporary internet files for child porn now that I have a copy of this prepubescent heroin vessel on my PC? I’m polishing my pistol in anticipation…
Jan 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I wish I had four hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down……….
Jan 8th, 2007
Wally Gumboot
I wish I had four hands too!
That way when I jerk off, I can encompass my whole cock.
Hi Sanna.
Jan 8th, 2007
abby
I wish I had four hands, so I could choke myself and stick one finger in my ass while fondling the clam. Plus, it’d make my “sidewalk juggling mime” rountine a lot easier.
Jan 8th, 2007
Some-1-U-Know
YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 8th, 2007
RichPort
Stallion & Abby – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some-1-U-Know – You’re a bowl full of happiness in the morning, aren’tcha?
Jan 8th, 2007
mike
lol @ Wally’s comment.
Jan 8th, 2007
Butch
The only thing worse than a fat bitch is a skinny bitch with no titties. Get some titties ya blimey bitch.
Jan 8th, 2007
oshkoshb'raspberryjam
Oh, NOW I see why she’s a famous, multi-millionaire supermodel. Before I wasn’t quite sure, but now… now I get it.
Jan 8th, 2007
Matthew J.
If I were Kate Moss, I’d just call the whole “breasts” thing off. It’s obviously not going anywhere.
Jan 8th, 2007
dropkickthekat
I wanna know wtf that two fisted drinker sitting next to her is…ouch
Jan 8th, 2007
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