Britney Spears Mocked at Pure

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Britney Spears early split from her Pure nightclub hostess duties may not have been the “exhaustion” her reps were claiming. TMZ reports:

[Sources say they] saw the drink-by-drink as Brit put away “lots of sake” before she made it to Las Vegas’ PURE nightclub for a reported $400,000 party-hosting gig… Britney might be losing her six-figure appearance fee for ditching PURE early, and her exit may have been caused, in part, by the catcalls [and heckling] of other PURE patrons.

If I quit every job I had committed to because of “the heckling” I received while working, I’d be jobless. And, yeah, okay, I am jobless, but not because people made fun of me and I’m a crybaby puss. I’m jobless because most corporations are too square to let a girl booze it up over lunch and find it “unprofessional” to give upper management blowjobs in the hopes of getting a better cubicle. And a toilet stall is NOT a cubicle, no matter what that dumb bitch in accounting tried to tell me.

7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I too am a “crybaby puss”… Just ask Stallion?

    AT LEAST I ADMIT IT Stallion!!

    Admit your a douche and we’ll be even…. …. (just kidding buddy)

    Hi Sanna.

  2. abby

    And I am also a douche… and I’m in the middle of a move. Today’s and tomorrow’s posts will probably be late. Sorry.

  3. oshkoshb'mariahcareyissowet

    If I went to a restaurant and Britney Spears was my hostess I’d probably be turned away for not wearing the requisite tuxedo t-shirt, although if you arrive early unprepared they do keep one or two on hand in the coat check.
    I, too, am in the middle of a movie. It’s called “Garfield 4: The Cat’s Pajamas”. I play Sandy Beaches in the 4th DVDA scene co-starring Buck Nasty, The Amazing Heath, Jack Blackcock and Edwin Cockasaurus, III. It will be a triumphant performance.

    Hi Sanna.

    P.S. I take Stallion over Wally 6-2 in the spread defense.

  4. Abby, you’re moving out of “Virginny”?

    You still have my e-mail right?

  5. RichPort

    I get heckled fixing PCs all the time… then I heckle the fucking user with viruses… just my little eway of keeping my position relevant.

  6. BarbadoSlim

    Good Luck on your move A.

    On to shitnney, the day will come when this bitch will look at how her life has turned into a bankruptcy laden pile of shit and realize maybe she could use that 400k.

  7. Hi give me a ding i will be glad to here from you ?

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